Motherfucking goddamn cuntrag shitface tribbles

[sharpestscalpel]

I tell you goddamn what: If I find out just who the motherfucker is who brought a goddamn shit-stinking TRIBBLE on board this goddamn ship, I will light his shit-producing asshole on fire with an old-fucking-fashioned flare.

That incandescent fire shit will burn the fuck out of the tender bits.

Ass-sucking, dick-snot, fuckmouths can't listen to a goddamn thing without it falling out the fucking ear hole they got fucked in the night before.

Fuck.

One bitchcakes tribble turned into 13 - I've got the population under fucking control now but holy fucking fuck on a fucking fuck stick. Never figured I'd be reduced to performing fucking abortions on goddamn tribbles but what do you want from me?

Got about five of the little pussy-impersonators left. Got some ideas - things ain't got gender, things ain't got lots of fucking things. Figure I can cut them open and take a closer look. Good times for me.

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[canadianbill.livejournal.com]

Well, I assume he won't eat them till after he's conducted the requested investigations.

[len-not-spock.livejournal.com]

Based on what he wrote up there, he's already done so. And behavioural experiments tend to take a while, from what I know.

[canadianbill.livejournal.com]

Maybe he has more tribbles?

[sharpestscalpel.livejournal.com]

Billcakes, I appreciate your goddamn assumption that I have some fucking inkling of the scientific process.

tl;dr: Yeah, you got it in fucking one.

Actually, the one I set aside for eating purposes is entirely different from the one I got under the knife right now. Scientific rigor, Billcakes, I tell you goddamn what.

As for their bisexuality - well, they don't have fucking gender to speak of. Changes the whole orientation playing field. Kind of fucking fascinating if you ask me.

[canadianbill.livejournal.com]

You're welcome! I did assume that, you know, since you are a medical professional, that's got to come with scientific know-how in whatever universe, right?

And, huh. See, this is the stuff I wanted to know. What I really meant was, are they bisexual as in both male and female? Like a plant? Because that's cool.

[sharpestscalpel.livejournal.com]

Fucking right.

For the record - they taste like water fowl, fucking gamey as hell. Delicious.

Far as I can tell so far, they don't have genitals as can be identified. Sounds like a damn shame in the fun department to me. I'll keep you posted. I don't think it's quite asexual reproduction going on.