Motherfucking goddamn cuntrag shitface tribbles

[sharpestscalpel]

I tell you goddamn what: If I find out just who the motherfucker is who brought a goddamn shit-stinking TRIBBLE on board this goddamn ship, I will light his shit-producing asshole on fire with an old-fucking-fashioned flare.

That incandescent fire shit will burn the fuck out of the tender bits.

Ass-sucking, dick-snot, fuckmouths can't listen to a goddamn thing without it falling out the fucking ear hole they got fucked in the night before.

Fuck.

One bitchcakes tribble turned into 13 - I've got the population under fucking control now but holy fucking fuck on a fucking fuck stick. Never figured I'd be reduced to performing fucking abortions on goddamn tribbles but what do you want from me?

Got about five of the little pussy-impersonators left. Got some ideas - things ain't got gender, things ain't got lots of fucking things. Figure I can cut them open and take a closer look. Good times for me.

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[loyalty-ever.livejournal.com]

My sister was furious with me until she found out two-thirds of a carbo packet and sufficient storage space yields an even dozen.

We ate like kings! Until they were confiscated.

I...have we met? You look familiar.

[science-blues.livejournal.com]

Fascinating, I had not considered their application as a food source for humanoid beings. It is an interesting consideration.

We have not met. You are Romulan. My Rihannsu is not sufficient for conversation, I apologize.

Greetings, I am Spock.

[loyalty-ever.livejournal.com]

It's effective. Just--don't name them, and apply gravy, and it works out well.

It's quite alright; I presumed.

That explains it! And I definitely am. ^_~ Well-met, Spock.

Say...do you happen to know how many individuals by that name are currently aboard the Enterprise? Inquiring minds.

[science-blues.livejournal.com]

Currently, I believe the number to be three. Two non-native variants, myself included, and the native Spock.

Are you native to this particular plane of reality?

[loyalty-ever.livejournal.com]

Interesting. Thank you.

Do call me Ayel.

...I lack sufficient transtemporal data to be certain. Objectively.

[science-blues.livejournal.com]

Very well, Ayel.

Curious, but I appreciate your objective need for certainty.

Live long and prosper, Ayel.