Motherfucking goddamn cuntrag shitface tribbles

[sharpestscalpel]

I tell you goddamn what: If I find out just who the motherfucker is who brought a goddamn shit-stinking TRIBBLE on board this goddamn ship, I will light his shit-producing asshole on fire with an old-fucking-fashioned flare.

That incandescent fire shit will burn the fuck out of the tender bits.

Ass-sucking, dick-snot, fuckmouths can't listen to a goddamn thing without it falling out the fucking ear hole they got fucked in the night before.

Fuck.

One bitchcakes tribble turned into 13 - I've got the population under fucking control now but holy fucking fuck on a fucking fuck stick. Never figured I'd be reduced to performing fucking abortions on goddamn tribbles but what do you want from me?

Got about five of the little pussy-impersonators left. Got some ideas - things ain't got gender, things ain't got lots of fucking things. Figure I can cut them open and take a closer look. Good times for me.

Comments

[science-blues.livejournal.com]

Fascinating.

I would presume that the skin on a tribble would not be as easily digested as the skin of an apple.

The fact that they are mammalian invertebrates, however, is quite curious.

[sharpestscalpel.livejournal.com]

I am looking on the bright side - at least the little assholes ain't going to be crunchy.

And, yeah - I ain't opposed to downing on the beaver but there ain't no pay-off with these little muff-puppets.

[science-blues.livejournal.com]

I have only encountered two species of humanoid female with genitalia that vibrate in a similar fashion. Beyond those, I do not see the similarity between tribbles and the beaver.

[sharpestscalpel.livejournal.com]

Vibrate? Now you have caught my fucking interest, Cheeks. We have some notes to goddamn compare! Also, it is only a superficial resemblance. I know some women who favor the natural, ungroomed approach. It's like a fucking shrubbery - and it is awesome.

[science-blues.livejournal.com]

Fucking awesome, perhaps?

The natives of Persius VI, and Sigma Draconius III both share this peculiarity. Be mindful, however, the natives of Persius VI also exude a psychotropic substance through their skin.

[sharpestscalpel.livejournal.com]

You know it, Cheeks.

I am writing this the fuck down. And psychotropic, huh? That either means fucking while tripping balls or wearing a nonpermeable body suit - which can also be goddamn good times in the sense-dep department.

Pussy fucking kicks ass. I am goddamn thankful there is such a variety of it.

[science-blues.livejournal.com]

I would recommend the latter and then the former.

On this, we are completely agreed.

[sharpestscalpel.livejournal.com]

That is the most logical order, I agree. And the sense-dep will heighten the ball-tripping.

Where's my goddamn dayplanner? I need to schedule this shit, for real.

Amen and all that hallaluejah shit.

[original-fine.livejournal.com]

I feel a strange new kinship to both of you.

Also, anything fried is delicious. It's some sort of pan-universal law.

[sharpestscalpel.livejournal.com]

We forming a goddamn pussy admiration society here? I'd fucking join it.

[original-fine.livejournal.com]

I'm fairly certain we already belong.

[sharpestscalpel.livejournal.com]

Good point.