Motherfucking goddamn cuntrag shitface tribbles

[sharpestscalpel]

I tell you goddamn what: If I find out just who the motherfucker is who brought a goddamn shit-stinking TRIBBLE on board this goddamn ship, I will light his shit-producing asshole on fire with an old-fucking-fashioned flare.

That incandescent fire shit will burn the fuck out of the tender bits.

Ass-sucking, dick-snot, fuckmouths can't listen to a goddamn thing without it falling out the fucking ear hole they got fucked in the night before.

Fuck.

One bitchcakes tribble turned into 13 - I've got the population under fucking control now but holy fucking fuck on a fucking fuck stick. Never figured I'd be reduced to performing fucking abortions on goddamn tribbles but what do you want from me?

Got about five of the little pussy-impersonators left. Got some ideas - things ain't got gender, things ain't got lots of fucking things. Figure I can cut them open and take a closer look. Good times for me.

Comments

[sharpestscalpel.livejournal.com]

Oh, now see, that just means yes with bells fucking on.

You ought to be fucked right over a desk, Babylights, skirt all flipped up over your back and red ass cheeks from being spanked while the person fucking you tells you how wet you feel around their cock.

[ephram-green.livejournal.com]

[OOC - you have no idea how fucking much mirror!Ephram would LOVE to do this]

[headnursechapel.livejournal.com]

It doesn't mean anything, except that it's an exceedingly inappropriate subject for you to be speculating about.

Don't you have anything more productive to do with your time than...this?

[sharpestscalpel.livejournal.com]

I'm off-duty, Babylights. And I have to say, this is damn productive from my perspective.

[headnursechapel.livejournal.com]

You'll forgive me if I don't agree.

[sharpestscalpel.livejournal.com]

You'll forgive me if I go whack off to thinking about those matching panties, Babylights.