Motherfucking goddamn cuntrag shitface tribbles

[sharpestscalpel]

I tell you goddamn what: If I find out just who the motherfucker is who brought a goddamn shit-stinking TRIBBLE on board this goddamn ship, I will light his shit-producing asshole on fire with an old-fucking-fashioned flare.

That incandescent fire shit will burn the fuck out of the tender bits.

Ass-sucking, dick-snot, fuckmouths can't listen to a goddamn thing without it falling out the fucking ear hole they got fucked in the night before.

Fuck.

One bitchcakes tribble turned into 13 - I've got the population under fucking control now but holy fucking fuck on a fucking fuck stick. Never figured I'd be reduced to performing fucking abortions on goddamn tribbles but what do you want from me?

Got about five of the little pussy-impersonators left. Got some ideas - things ain't got gender, things ain't got lots of fucking things. Figure I can cut them open and take a closer look. Good times for me.

Comments

[nawigator]

But you said you vhere going to cut them up. How is that humane?

[sharpestscalpel.livejournal.com]

Well, that's after they're dead, Precious Girl. And they lack some essential nerve endings when they're alive anyway. Don't mean they don't feel pain but you can poke at them a certain amount without hurting them.

Or so I am finding.

[nawigator]

And doubtlessly you hawe to test their upper pain limits to make sure that you hawe a control for your experiments.

Just try to be gentel vith them, please?

[sharpestscalpel.livejournal.com]

Science is a harsh master there, ain't it? I'll be as good as I can be to them, I tell you that. And if I can figure out a sterilization process, I'll keep at least one around in my office.

Tribbles ain't fucking puppies but they purr real nice.

[nawigator]

Vell that is a relief at least.

I know Mr Scott vas wery sad vhen he had to leawe his tribble behind at Delta Vega. They do make a wery relaxing sound don't they! Kind of like pidgeons.