I still want a fucking puppy

[sharpestscalpel]

Fuck me running sideways up a goddamn mountain, Scotty's new shit hits like a fucking freight train.

It's the 23rd goddamn century - why are we still using shitting freight trains as points of goddamn comparison for hangovers?

Goddamn.



I'm going to find myself a nice hypo of something that'll make everything pretty. You ain't supposed to treat your goddamn self but it's a fucking emergency.

Comments

[original-fine.livejournal.com]

What sort of puppy do you want? I mean, are you set on the pug thing?

[sharpestscalpel.livejournal.com]

I'm not particularly fucking bothered by breed. Mutts're smarter'n most dogs that have been goddamn bred for centuries for characteristics other than smartness, after fucking all.

Pugs are just cute little fuckers.

[original-fine.livejournal.com]

Just wondering.

I like them bigger, personally. I don't care about the breed, but... big is good.

[sharpestscalpel.livejournal.com]

Big dogs are fucking awesome. They're just goddamn more difficult to dress the hell up.

I'm a fucking fan of mastiffs.

[original-fine.livejournal.com]

Okay, this dressing up business? That is a travesty. A dog is a noble, beautiful animal. What the hell do they need clothes for?

[sharpestscalpel.livejournal.com]

Pugs ain't noble - they were MADE for fucking dressing up.

Rotties don't tolerate it nearly so goddamn well.

[original-fine.livejournal.com]

You have a point, but I stand by my conviction that a dog you don't need to dress up is preferable.

[sharpestscalpel.livejournal.com]

I don't goddamn need to dress 'em up. But I fucking like it.

[original-fine.livejournal.com]

...

Do you think they make little Starfleet uniforms for dogs?

[sharpestscalpel.livejournal.com]

You can find someone to make you just about any-fucking-thing on this subspace network. Just saying.

[original-fine.livejournal.com]

I guess you're right. (http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_xOFor8ew4mo/R4_9H4xfn7I/AAAAAAAAA4o/v7zU6ZLThrU/s400/IMG_0992.JPG)