I still want a fucking puppy

[sharpestscalpel]

Fuck me running sideways up a goddamn mountain, Scotty's new shit hits like a fucking freight train.

It's the 23rd goddamn century - why are we still using shitting freight trains as points of goddamn comparison for hangovers?

Goddamn.



I'm going to find myself a nice hypo of something that'll make everything pretty. You ain't supposed to treat your goddamn self but it's a fucking emergency.

Comments

[original-fine.livejournal.com]

Okay, this dressing up business? That is a travesty. A dog is a noble, beautiful animal. What the hell do they need clothes for?

[sharpestscalpel.livejournal.com]

Pugs ain't noble - they were MADE for fucking dressing up.

Rotties don't tolerate it nearly so goddamn well.

[original-fine.livejournal.com]

You have a point, but I stand by my conviction that a dog you don't need to dress up is preferable.

[sharpestscalpel.livejournal.com]

I don't goddamn need to dress 'em up. But I fucking like it.

[original-fine.livejournal.com]

...

Do you think they make little Starfleet uniforms for dogs?

[sharpestscalpel.livejournal.com]

You can find someone to make you just about any-fucking-thing on this subspace network. Just saying.

[original-fine.livejournal.com]

I guess you're right. (http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_xOFor8ew4mo/R4_9H4xfn7I/AAAAAAAAA4o/v7zU6ZLThrU/s400/IMG_0992.JPG)