Goddamnfuckshittingcuntface

[sharpestscalpel]

Chekov can't hold the con by himself. Uhura is helping, just to keep some semblance of peace, while Sulu is still recovering. Usually, an attempt like that would have ended with him dead or in the brig instead of in my sickbay, but with Pike and that goddamn pointy-eared bastard gone, the chain of command has gone to hell.

Word has reached the rest of the crew that we're dead in the water. Well, dead in the vacuum at least. Which is not an image of comfort. Nor should it be; space is disease and danger wrapped up in darkness and silence - what the fuck did these little dipshits expect?

And did they expect the Empire to gift wrap them like fine fucking crystal before sending them out into the void? Everyone's all squeamish just because Sulu has weeping patches of skin infection. I told him to take care of those grafts but no. He figured it'd be just goddamn peachy to fuck some tail and completely ignore that the fluid barrier is just good sense. You don't go rubbing someone else's wet stuff in your own damaged tissue.

I mean, for fuck's sake, I thought it was a well-known rule:

If it's wet and sticky and not your own, don't touch it.

Or at least don't be surprised when you pick up some nice little foreign bacteria and they start eating your flesh.

Which reminds me, I need a booster vaccine against blood-born pathogens and the rest of the crew need their shots. Now's as good a time as any.

Comments

[sharpestscalpel.livejournal.com]

Babylights, you need to get laid.

[headnursechapel.livejournal.com]

I fail to see how that's any of your business whatsoever.

[len-not-spock.livejournal.com]

Don't take it personally, Christine. His wordview's clearly twisted beyong anything even approaching sanity.

[sharpestscalpel.livejournal.com]

Oh, now, see, that is a pretty picture. Tip of your ear out of the picture like that, I can just about pretend. You've got a very similar mouth.

[len-not-spock.livejournal.com]

Fine, have this one instead then.

Still interested?

[sharpestscalpel.livejournal.com]

Even the geriatric need a good fuck on a regular basis.

[len-not-spock.livejournal.com]

Well, at least you're an equal opportunity sadist, I'll have to give you that.

[sharpestscalpel.livejournal.com]

Hey, it's a big universe but there's no room for unreasonable prejudice.

[sharpestscalpel.livejournal.com]

I'm a medical professional. If I didn't take an interest in your health, why, I wouldn't deserve my license.

[headnursechapel.livejournal.com]

Somehow I suspect you're nowhere near deserving of it, in any case.

[sharpestscalpel.livejournal.com]

Oh, I'm an excellent doctor, Babylights.

[headnursechapel.livejournal.com]

In that case, we must have very different definitions of either excellent or doctor. Likely both.

And you may call me Nurse Chapel.

[sharpestscalpel.livejournal.com]

Oh, you looking to play naughty doctor and the stern nurse who sets him straight?

[headnursechapel.livejournal.com]

I'm not looking to play anything, especially with you.

But you certainly need someone to set you straight.

[sharpestscalpel.livejournal.com]

I don't go in for those old-school Kinsey scale gender binaries, Babylights.

[headnursechapel.livejournal.com]

I congratulate you on your awareness and acceptance of your own sexuality, as well as your rejection of labels.

Please call me Nurse Chapel.

[sharpestscalpel.livejournal.com]

Since you said please...

No.

But, hell, yeah. We're living in the future here. If you can't get yourself off to whatever the shit you want to in the future, where can you?

[headnursechapel.livejournal.com]

In...the future?

What do you mean by that?

[sharpestscalpel.livejournal.com]

Relatively speaking.

You're not a shitting literalist, are you?

[headnursechapel.livejournal.com]

I'll thank you not to use that sort of language around me.

[sharpestscalpel.livejournal.com]

You're totally fucking precious, Babylights. You really DO need a good deep-dicking, I think. Help you unwind. Let me get my prescription PADD and I'll write it out for you.

[headnursechapel.livejournal.com]

I need nothing of the sort. Please don't presume to make assumptions about my sex life or lack thereof.

[sharpestscalpel.livejournal.com]

Your little friend Uhura up there was going to engage in some self-service. Maybe you ought to start with that.

[headnursechapel.livejournal.com]

Maybe I don't need your advice. In this or any other matter.

[sharpestscalpel.livejournal.com]

You're a little defensive, aren't you?