Goddamnfuckshittingcuntface

[sharpestscalpel]

Chekov can't hold the con by himself. Uhura is helping, just to keep some semblance of peace, while Sulu is still recovering. Usually, an attempt like that would have ended with him dead or in the brig instead of in my sickbay, but with Pike and that goddamn pointy-eared bastard gone, the chain of command has gone to hell.

Word has reached the rest of the crew that we're dead in the water. Well, dead in the vacuum at least. Which is not an image of comfort. Nor should it be; space is disease and danger wrapped up in darkness and silence - what the fuck did these little dipshits expect?

And did they expect the Empire to gift wrap them like fine fucking crystal before sending them out into the void? Everyone's all squeamish just because Sulu has weeping patches of skin infection. I told him to take care of those grafts but no. He figured it'd be just goddamn peachy to fuck some tail and completely ignore that the fluid barrier is just good sense. You don't go rubbing someone else's wet stuff in your own damaged tissue.

I mean, for fuck's sake, I thought it was a well-known rule:

If it's wet and sticky and not your own, don't touch it.

Or at least don't be surprised when you pick up some nice little foreign bacteria and they start eating your flesh.

Which reminds me, I need a booster vaccine against blood-born pathogens and the rest of the crew need their shots. Now's as good a time as any.

Comments

[sharpestscalpel.livejournal.com]

I'm a lot better at scorpion pose, Sweetskirt. You know, I'm going to volunteer to help you realign your shitting chakras. You're too tense.

[just-uhura.livejournal.com]

I can realign my chakras all by myself, but thanks for the offer.

[sharpestscalpel.livejournal.com]

Well, I'd hate for you to find me anything other than considerate when it comes to alignment.

[just-uhura.livejournal.com]

I'm well aware of your consideration, but my chakras prefer a little self service.

[sharpestscalpel.livejournal.com]

You'll go blind if you do too much of that.

I'm always happy to observe. Just throwing that out there.

[just-uhura.livejournal.com]

Do you really think I require supervision?

[sharpestscalpel.livejournal.com]

My definition of require might be a little more weaselish than yours, I admit it. But safety first.

[just-uhura.livejournal.com]

I have a lot of practice, I think I can handle it. But your concern is touching.

[sharpestscalpel.livejournal.com]

My concern isn't the only thing that's touching. But then, I'd hate for you to accuse me of oversharing again.

And by hate, I mean, I'd love to make you make that face again.

[just-uhura.livejournal.com]

And what face would that be Doctor?

[sharpestscalpel.livejournal.com]

That face that says, "Do not want," in such pretty expressions.

[just-uhura.livejournal.com]

When it comes to you, I make it on a regular basis.