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He ain't house-broke just yet but he'll learn. He's learning already - there's some smart behind those blue eyes.

Hell, I may just be all excited to have a new goddamn project; Jos always said I didn't have enough shitting ambition but she might just choke on that politician husband of hers's cock before I'm done with this one.

Maybe it's a goddamn sign because I sure as fuck ain't sat down to write fucking poetry since we split our ways.


The first fucking thing to know
is that I ain't a man for hope,
wishes on goddamn stars as we travel,
or sentimental gestures of flowers.

I ain't a man to be faithful,
long-suffering, or patient -
those were the qualities of a ghost
who passed through my childhood walls.

But the second thing, the second damn thing:
it is only this, that I will feed you
and house you as you burn down the world;
I will hold the matches as you strike the flame.

Date: 2010-02-08 05:59 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lt-moreau.livejournal.com
[OOC - Am I right in assuming this is an LJ entry type post, and not a personal log type post? If I'm wrong feel free to delete this comment ♥ ]

My God. That's... *sniffles, wipes eyes*

...beautiful.
Edited Date: 2010-02-08 06:00 am (UTC)

Date: 2010-02-08 03:20 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] original-fine.livejournal.com
I am starting to understand the appeal of poetry without rhyming, I think. Though... you are not talking about a dog, are you?

Date: 2010-02-08 06:23 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sharpestscalpel.livejournal.com
((OOC - Yeah, unless I specifically make it a private log, it's just lj for the most part. :D ))

Fucking thanks.

Date: 2010-02-08 06:25 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sharpestscalpel.livejournal.com
After a shitload of thinking about it, I have goddamn decided: rhyming is for fucking greeting cards.

And, ah, what makes you say that? I am CURIOUS, Golden Boy.

Date: 2010-02-08 06:28 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] original-fine.livejournal.com
Rhyming is how I know it's a poem, and they're fun to say when they rhyme. Okay, I'm a philistine, I get that.

Just a feeling, Scruffy. And my assumption the poetry isn't unrelated to the rest of the post. Could be erroneous.

If it's a dog, though, congratulations. I know you've been wanting one. Did you find a stray Shar-pei in space?

Date: 2010-02-08 06:43 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sharpestscalpel.livejournal.com
Nah, Pike's still here and that asshole still won't let me have an actual puppy. Still, this is a pretty goddamn good substitute.

How's girl-life treating you?

Date: 2010-02-08 07:01 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] original-fine.livejournal.com
I devoutly hope it's a rock or something of that sort.

Awesome, thanks for asking. It's been interesting, seeing the other side, you know? By which I primarily mean sex.

Date: 2010-02-08 07:13 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] headnursechapel.livejournal.com
You finally got a puppy? How wonderful! I bet it's adorable. Do you have pictures to share?

[[ooc: let's just say Christine hasn't seen Jim's comment thread above, y/y?]]

Date: 2010-02-08 08:39 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] letspunchit.livejournal.com
Oh thats not a reel puppy, its just a man. do you hav a reel puppy?

Date: 2010-02-09 01:19 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sharpestscalpel.livejournal.com
I ain't even got the fucking capacity to handle the idea of an alternate universe Pike as a goddamn little kid.

Go away kid.

Date: 2010-02-09 01:21 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sharpestscalpel.livejournal.com
Puppy seems a bit camera shy, actually. Bit of an ugly mutt at the moment but it just needs some grub to put some shine back in its coat, I figure.

((OOC - That is probably the wisest course of action ever.))

Date: 2010-02-09 01:28 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sharpestscalpel.livejournal.com
You just keep that up.

So, you're down with the fucking? I've been curious. Don't know how I'd feel in your place.

Though I'd spend a goddamn lot of time feeling it, I tell you what.

Date: 2010-02-09 02:49 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] headnursechapel.livejournal.com
Oh, how sweet. So many people just pick the cute ones, when so many of them just need a little extra love. I hope he perks up soon.

Date: 2010-02-09 02:52 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sharpestscalpel.livejournal.com
That is a damn shame. I figure, you pick them up and fucking take some care, you got yourself a friend for goddamn life.

So to speak.

Date: 2010-02-09 03:08 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] headnursechapel.livejournal.com
Oh, certainly. It's so rewarding, having a pet. Such unconditional love, and they ask for so little in return.

Is yours housetrained yet?

Date: 2010-02-09 03:09 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sharpestscalpel.livejournal.com
I suspect he's got a little boundary testing left in him yet. He'll learn, though. He ain't dumb.

Date: 2010-02-09 03:10 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] len-not-spock.livejournal.com
[OOC - ILU both so fucking much, even if, perhaps, this shouldn't amuse me so.]

Date: 2010-02-09 03:11 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] headnursechapel.livejournal.com
I'm sure he will. It's surprising how fast they pick things up.

Date: 2010-02-09 03:11 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sharpestscalpel.livejournal.com
Patience and fucking consistency - that's the damn key, you know?

Date: 2010-02-09 03:12 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sharpestscalpel.livejournal.com
((OOC - <3333333333))

Date: 2010-02-09 03:12 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] letspunchit.livejournal.com
Bad words are bad and your meen, I didnt even ask a rood qwestiun.

Whats alternate universe?

Date: 2010-02-09 03:14 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] headnursechapel.livejournal.com
Well, that and a big bag of puppy treats.

Date: 2010-02-09 03:14 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] headnursechapel.livejournal.com
[[OOC: I don't even know what she is doing. <3333]]

Date: 2010-02-09 03:16 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sharpestscalpel.livejournal.com
Yeah, I got that base pretty well covered, too, I think.

You got pets?

Date: 2010-02-09 03:17 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sharpestscalpel.livejournal.com
Why yes, I fucking AM mean.

Learn to goddamn spell if you're going to comment, kid. Jesus fucking christ on a rusty bunch of shitting nails - what are they teaching you? How old the fuck are you?

Date: 2010-02-09 03:18 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sharpestscalpel.livejournal.com
And a goddamn alternate universe is like the universe you're in but different - they exist at the same time.

Date: 2010-02-09 03:23 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] headnursechapel.livejournal.com
Oh, no - well, not anymore. It's difficult on a starship, even when one isn't being transported across dimensions.

I used to have a cat, though, when I was a girl. An orange tabby named Blossom.

And a fish, but Bubbles wasn't nearly as much fun.

Date: 2010-02-09 03:28 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] letspunchit.livejournal.com
Meen is a bad thing, you shuld be nicer if yor going to coment.

I am 7 and 1 3rd and I cant find the spelchek to tirn it on.

Date: 2010-02-09 03:30 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sharpestscalpel.livejournal.com
It's my fucking journal and I can be goddamn mean if I want to be, dammit.

And, fucking fuck, kid. 7 damn years old is too damn old to be spelling like that. Relying on goddamn spellcheck, I see how it is. End of the universe, kiddo - learn to spell for yourself and stop relying so damn much on technology.

For the record, fractions ain't represented like that. You're thinking of 1/3.

Fucking hell.

Date: 2010-02-09 03:32 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rn-chapel.livejournal.com
[[OOC: DYING. I AM DYING. ♥]]

Date: 2010-02-09 03:39 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sharpestscalpel.livejournal.com
((OOC - I had to take a few moments to STOP LAUGHING.))

Fish don't make fucking sense to me. What's the point of a fucking fish, man?

Date: 2010-02-09 03:44 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] letspunchit.livejournal.com
But its my coment that you wer mean to. And you nevir answird, do you hav a puppy?

Im only in grade 2. My teachir sed that spelchek is good somtiems cus when you put the rong speling it changes to the rite one so you can see what the rite speling is and lern.

Date: 2010-02-09 03:48 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sharpestscalpel.livejournal.com
But your comment is in my journal.

Hell, I cannot believe I am having this fucking argument with a seven year old version of my goddamn asshole of a captain.

Listen, kid, you know what a fucking metaphor is?

Your teacher is a lying fucking whore because you obviously ain't learned a goddamn thing using that spellchecker or you wouldn't need it so damn bad.

If you're anything like, fuck, the grownup you that I know, you are too damn smart for this sort of bullshittery.

Date: 2010-02-09 03:58 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] letspunchit.livejournal.com
Im yor captin? Do I get to fly yor ship? What do you do?

I dont no what a metaphor is and I dont no what a whore is but my teachirs nice and doesnt lie.

Date: 2010-02-09 04:03 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sharpestscalpel.livejournal.com
You ain't my captain; you are seven fucking years old. This is one of those alternate universe things. No, you can't fly my ship. I'm chief medical officer so I do a lot of doctor things.

A metaphor is where you say something is like something else - except without using "like" because if you do, that's a simile. Clear?

Lying whore don't mean not nice.

Date: 2010-02-09 04:08 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] headnursechapel.livejournal.com
I wondered the same thing, actually. But the cat certainly found her interesting.

Date: 2010-02-09 04:16 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] letspunchit.livejournal.com
Is gronup me rily old? My dad used to be a captin to!!

Ok. Whats a metaphor?

My teachir doesnt lie so shes not a lying whore, and she rily is nice. Her hair looks the sam as yors.

Date: 2010-02-09 04:18 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] letspunchit.livejournal.com
[ooc: ROFL WIN.]

Date: 2010-02-09 07:42 am (UTC)
nawigator: (Bashful BB is Bashful [BB taim])
From: [personal profile] nawigator
I LIKE PUPPY! :3

Date: 2010-02-09 08:13 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] original-fine.livejournal.com
I'd say "down with it" is understating the matter. I'm not saying I don't want the old equipment back, but the other side isn't bad.

Date: 2010-02-10 08:03 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kirk-winona.livejournal.com
Motherfucker, I'm not even sure I have words for my thoughts on that. Just really?

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