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sharpestscalpelHe ain't house-broke just yet but he'll learn. He's learning already - there's some smart behind those blue eyes.
Hell, I may just be all excited to have a new goddamn project; Jos always said I didn't have enough shitting ambition but she might just choke on that politician husband of hers's cock before I'm done with this one.
Maybe it's a goddamn sign because I sure as fuck ain't sat down to write fucking poetry since we split our ways.
The first fucking thing to know
is that I ain't a man for hope,
wishes on goddamn stars as we travel,
or sentimental gestures of flowers.
I ain't a man to be faithful,
long-suffering, or patient -
those were the qualities of a ghost
who passed through my childhood walls.
But the second thing, the second damn thing:
it is only this, that I will feed you
and house you as you burn down the world;
I will hold the matches as you strike the flame.
Hell, I may just be all excited to have a new goddamn project; Jos always said I didn't have enough shitting ambition but she might just choke on that politician husband of hers's cock before I'm done with this one.
Maybe it's a goddamn sign because I sure as fuck ain't sat down to write fucking poetry since we split our ways.
The first fucking thing to know
is that I ain't a man for hope,
wishes on goddamn stars as we travel,
or sentimental gestures of flowers.
I ain't a man to be faithful,
long-suffering, or patient -
those were the qualities of a ghost
who passed through my childhood walls.
But the second thing, the second damn thing:
it is only this, that I will feed you
and house you as you burn down the world;
I will hold the matches as you strike the flame.
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Date: 2010-02-09 03:12 am (UTC)Whats alternate universe?
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Date: 2010-02-09 03:17 am (UTC)Learn to goddamn spell if you're going to comment, kid. Jesus fucking christ on a rusty bunch of shitting nails - what are they teaching you? How old the fuck are you?
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Date: 2010-02-09 03:28 am (UTC)I am 7 and 1 3rd and I cant find the spelchek to tirn it on.
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Date: 2010-02-09 03:30 am (UTC)And, fucking fuck, kid. 7 damn years old is too damn old to be spelling like that. Relying on goddamn spellcheck, I see how it is. End of the universe, kiddo - learn to spell for yourself and stop relying so damn much on technology.
For the record, fractions ain't represented like that. You're thinking of 1/3.
Fucking hell.
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Date: 2010-02-09 03:44 am (UTC)Im only in grade 2. My teachir sed that spelchek is good somtiems cus when you put the rong speling it changes to the rite one so you can see what the rite speling is and lern.
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Date: 2010-02-09 03:48 am (UTC)Hell, I cannot believe I am having this fucking argument with a seven year old version of my goddamn asshole of a captain.
Listen, kid, you know what a fucking metaphor is?
Your teacher is a lying fucking whore because you obviously ain't learned a goddamn thing using that spellchecker or you wouldn't need it so damn bad.
If you're anything like, fuck, the grownup you that I know, you are too damn smart for this sort of bullshittery.
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Date: 2010-02-09 03:58 am (UTC)I dont no what a metaphor is and I dont no what a whore is but my teachirs nice and doesnt lie.
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Date: 2010-02-09 04:03 am (UTC)A metaphor is where you say something is like something else - except without using "like" because if you do, that's a simile. Clear?
Lying whore don't mean not nice.
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Date: 2010-02-09 04:16 am (UTC)Ok. Whats a metaphor?
My teachir doesnt lie so shes not a lying whore, and she rily is nice. Her hair looks the sam as yors.
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Date: 2010-02-09 03:18 am (UTC)