Childhood Mem'ries

[sharpestscalpel]

Aw, man, I'd have been a fucking better man with toys like goddamn these.







Knitted dissected animals. Man, I fucking love the subspace network, I tell you goddamn what.

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[nawigator]

I suppose they could hawe been useful for learning Biology...but the fluffyness makes them sort of scary.

[sharpestscalpel.livejournal.com]

No, Peaches - that's what makes them CUDDLY.

[nawigator]

*Sigh* I suppose it is useless to once again ask you not to call me that?

And nyet, they are scary, vhen I vas little I vouldn't hawe vanted a bunny rabbit toy vhere you could see its insides.

[sharpestscalpel.livejournal.com]

How 'bout this, Peaches? Instead of calling you fucking Peaches - even though you are goddamn sweet - I will call you Lollipop.

Lollipop.

I damn well like it.

[nawigator]

....

How about instead of Peaches and Lollipop you call me by my giwen name? Or vould that just be a step too far?

Also your habit of using edible substances as nicknames is unnerving.

[its-oriley.livejournal.com]

Oh, fuck you.

[sharpestscalpel.livejournal.com]

You want to bring it? Just try, Lilac.

[its-oriley.livejournal.com]

I don't like what a nickname like "Lollipop" implies.

[sharpestscalpel.livejournal.com]

And I don't give a good fucking fuck.

[its-oriley.livejournal.com]

So you don't deny that these implications were intentional?