Childhood Mem'ries

[sharpestscalpel]

Aw, man, I'd have been a fucking better man with toys like goddamn these.







Knitted dissected animals. Man, I fucking love the subspace network, I tell you goddamn what.

Comments

[len-not-spock.livejournal.com]

That is so very, very wrong.

[sharpestscalpel.livejournal.com]

If by wrong you mean totally fucking awesome.

[nawigator]

I suppose they could hawe been useful for learning Biology...but the fluffyness makes them sort of scary.

[sharpestscalpel.livejournal.com]

No, Peaches - that's what makes them CUDDLY.

[nawigator]

*Sigh* I suppose it is useless to once again ask you not to call me that?

And nyet, they are scary, vhen I vas little I vouldn't hawe vanted a bunny rabbit toy vhere you could see its insides.

[loyalty-ever.livejournal.com]

What a useful educational tool! Anatomy is an important thing to learn.

I like the fluffy one.

[canadianbill.livejournal.com]

Wow. These are kind of amazing. Saves you pulling bits off animals yourself.

[sharpestscalpel.livejournal.com]

How 'bout this, Peaches? Instead of calling you fucking Peaches - even though you are goddamn sweet - I will call you Lollipop.

Lollipop.

I damn well like it.

[sharpestscalpel.livejournal.com]

If you don't know where everything goes, Tentpole, you'll never learn how to put it fucking back right.

Or how to take it out in the most painful and life-prolonging way possible.

[sharpestscalpel.livejournal.com]

And they're fucking fluffy!

I mean, that's a goddamn important point right there.

[canadianbill.livejournal.com]

Oh, man, definitely. I love fluffy things. Nice to pet.

[sharpestscalpel.livejournal.com]

Among other things, yes.

[nawigator]

....

How about instead of Peaches and Lollipop you call me by my giwen name? Or vould that just be a step too far?

Also your habit of using edible substances as nicknames is unnerving.

[de-forest.livejournal.com]

Those are...interesting.

[country-doc.livejournal.com]

[[OOC - ...

*adds 'inappropriate toys' to list of reasons Not To Have Children*]]

[loyalty-ever.livejournal.com]

I agree! I hate having parts left over.

I once ran into a Sulamid with an attitude problem who didn't like the sound of 'no'. Lots of spare parts, there.

[len-not-spock.livejournal.com]

No, not really.

[lt-moreau.livejournal.com]

I'd have thought you could just dissect real animals. Surely you didn't suffer that much, not having toy ones...

[loyalty-ever.livejournal.com]

But these are fluffy. And don't smell.

Methyl aldehyde, ugh. *Shudder.*

[lt-moreau.livejournal.com]

My favorite. They don't smell if you get them fresh. So I've heard, I mean.

[its-oriley.livejournal.com]

Oh, fuck you.

[sharpestscalpel.livejournal.com]

You want to bring it? Just try, Lilac.

[its-oriley.livejournal.com]

I don't like what a nickname like "Lollipop" implies.

[sharpestscalpel.livejournal.com]

And I don't give a good fucking fuck.

[its-oriley.livejournal.com]

So you don't deny that these implications were intentional?