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Listen, I fuck things up with your boy Chompers? I ain't fond of how he's making you feel fucking bad. But you say he's okay with it, I accept that.

Obviously, he's got some sort of problem with me but I ain't interested in wrecking your damn home. So you want me to lay off you some or all of the shitting way, you say the word.

Date: 2010-01-01 02:33 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] canadianbill.livejournal.com
Oh, it's not your fault. He'll be okay. But I think I should probably stop talking about deep-throating you.

Date: 2010-01-01 02:34 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sharpestscalpel.livejournal.com
You watch yourself, Billy-boy. He may be all Master of Fucking but I would hate to see him take advantage of your generous nature.

And that is a damn shame as I enjoyed that conversation more than a right little bit.
Edited Date: 2010-01-01 02:34 am (UTC)

Date: 2010-01-01 02:36 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] canadianbill.livejournal.com
Don't worry about it. It was my fault, really. I upset him. I did promise not to do this kind of thing, and then I went and did it anyway.

So did I, though. :)

Date: 2010-01-01 02:39 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sharpestscalpel.livejournal.com
Alright then. But give me a call if this don't work out right. There's being upset you ain't respecting your rules - and you really ought to respect your rules, Billcakes - and there's being a dick.

Fond memory, I tell you goddamn what.

Date: 2010-01-01 02:42 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] canadianbill.livejournal.com
Oh, it will. I will make it. I love him very much. And normally I am pretty good with rules. I was just in a bit of a weird mood, you know?

<3

Date: 2010-01-01 02:43 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sharpestscalpel.livejournal.com
I do know how that goes.

<3

Date: 2010-01-01 02:44 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] canadianbill.livejournal.com
[OOC - the fact that they are exchanging TINY FUCKING INTERNET HEARTS is cracking me up.]

Date: 2010-01-01 02:46 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sharpestscalpel.livejournal.com
((OOC - ME TOOOOOOOO! And that mMcCoy is all, "you tell me if he is mean to you, bb" is just lkaajfjalksjafiw to my head.))

Date: 2010-01-01 08:27 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] original-fine.livejournal.com
I clearly missed something special.

Date: 2010-01-01 05:09 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sharpestscalpel.livejournal.com
Ain't no thing.

Date: 2010-01-01 05:13 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] original-fine.livejournal.com
Glad to hear it.

Sorry I missed your party, Scruffy. Had a little celebration in my own pants with one of your counterparts.

Date: 2010-01-01 05:18 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sharpestscalpel.livejournal.com
That's fucking heart warming, Golden Boy.

Must be something in the fucking airvacuum of space or something.

Date: 2010-01-01 05:20 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] original-fine.livejournal.com
Or McCoy pants.

Date: 2010-01-01 05:21 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sharpestscalpel.livejournal.com
I believe it might read as a bit fucking vain or self-interested for me to participate in that kind of goddamn speculation.

But you do go on.

Date: 2010-01-01 06:02 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] canadianbill.livejournal.com
[OOC - IT IS FUCKING ADORABLE. ]

Date: 2010-01-01 06:07 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] original-fine.livejournal.com
I couldn't fault you for it. You're all so gorgeous.

Date: 2010-01-01 06:08 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] canadianbill.livejournal.com
Aren't they just?

Date: 2010-01-01 06:16 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] original-fine.livejournal.com
Not that you're wrong, but didn't you just get in trouble for this?

Seriously, I have stories to tell, in the proper venue, if you're not weirded out by the whole De thing.

Date: 2010-01-01 06:18 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] canadianbill.livejournal.com
...well, I got in trouble for offering sexual favours. Len doesn't mind when I talk about how McCoys are sexy. He never complains about me flirting with De, for example. (Although you are still not allowed to.)

I would love to hear these stories. In whatever venue you choose.
Edited Date: 2010-01-01 06:20 pm (UTC)

Date: 2010-01-01 08:24 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] original-fine.livejournal.com
Why am I not allowed to? If it's because it'll upset him, I can accept that. But it's not fair.

McCoys are sexy. I can't help that.

We'll have to do dinner--with food--and dish. Like girls, except about gay sex.

Date: 2010-01-01 09:01 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] len-not-spock.livejournal.com
[OOC - You guys crack me the fuck up. Len less so. :P]

Date: 2010-01-01 09:53 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] canadianbill.livejournal.com
Well, it's because he knows I don't mean it. At most, he'll get brutally made out with, and he gives as good as he gets in those situations. With you, I'm afraid he might not realise you weren't actually trying to get into his pants.

That would be awesome. Although maybe instead of dinner as such, we should get pizza and put on some classic rock. Just to make it a little more manly.

Date: 2010-01-01 09:57 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] original-fine.livejournal.com
Hmm, good point. I'm not, but I'm told it's hard to tell?

And that's an excellent notion, Bill. I'm all for it.

Date: 2010-01-01 11:53 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sehlatbear.livejournal.com
We'll have to do dinner--with food

And with other things?

Date: 2010-01-01 11:53 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sharpestscalpel.livejournal.com
((OOC - <3 <3 <3 ))

Date: 2010-01-02 12:14 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] original-fine.livejournal.com
...

Possibly.

I find these distinctions difficult to make, from time to time.

Date: 2010-01-02 12:19 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sehlatbear.livejournal.com
Fascinating.

Date: 2010-01-02 12:21 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] original-fine.livejournal.com
Spock, there's something you should know. Bill doesn't always mean the words he says. Sometimes he means "sex" instead.

Date: 2010-01-02 12:25 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sehlatbear.livejournal.com
Indeed?

How intriguing.

Would it not be more efficient to simply say "sex"?

Date: 2010-01-02 12:28 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] original-fine.livejournal.com
Probably. But less adorable.

Date: 2010-01-02 12:30 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] canadianbill.livejournal.com
...you know, I actually did not mean 'sex' anywhere here. If I wanted you to come over so we could have sex, I would say: hey, Jim, come over and let's fuck. Non?

Date: 2010-01-02 12:35 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] original-fine.livejournal.com
To be fair to you, I was the one who decided my own words might be taken as euphemism. And I thought it was worth warning Spock that people who look like us often mean sex even when we don't mean to.

By "warn" I actually mean "let him know so he can take advantage."

French is hot.

Date: 2010-01-02 12:38 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] canadianbill.livejournal.com
I approve of this. Being taken advantage of by Spock, I mean.

Did you not know that I'm effectively bilingual? Also conversant in Biblical Hebrew, though I don't know how hot that is.

Date: 2010-01-02 12:40 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] original-fine.livejournal.com
As do I. You should try it. You have no idea.

I'd heard that, somewhere, about the Canadian thing. Still hot. I don't know about the Hebrew, but feel free to bust it out.

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