Hey, yo, Billcakes, you should read this:

[sharpestscalpel]

Listen, I fuck things up with your boy Chompers? I ain't fond of how he's making you feel fucking bad. But you say he's okay with it, I accept that.

Obviously, he's got some sort of problem with me but I ain't interested in wrecking your damn home. So you want me to lay off you some or all of the shitting way, you say the word.

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[sehlatbear.livejournal.com]

We'll have to do dinner--with food

And with other things?

[original-fine.livejournal.com]

...

Possibly.

I find these distinctions difficult to make, from time to time.

[sehlatbear.livejournal.com]

Fascinating.

[original-fine.livejournal.com]

Spock, there's something you should know. Bill doesn't always mean the words he says. Sometimes he means "sex" instead.

[sehlatbear.livejournal.com]

Indeed?

How intriguing.

Would it not be more efficient to simply say "sex"?

[original-fine.livejournal.com]

Probably. But less adorable.

[canadianbill.livejournal.com]

...you know, I actually did not mean 'sex' anywhere here. If I wanted you to come over so we could have sex, I would say: hey, Jim, come over and let's fuck. Non?

[original-fine.livejournal.com]

To be fair to you, I was the one who decided my own words might be taken as euphemism. And I thought it was worth warning Spock that people who look like us often mean sex even when we don't mean to.

By "warn" I actually mean "let him know so he can take advantage."

French is hot.

[canadianbill.livejournal.com]

I approve of this. Being taken advantage of by Spock, I mean.

Did you not know that I'm effectively bilingual? Also conversant in Biblical Hebrew, though I don't know how hot that is.

[original-fine.livejournal.com]

As do I. You should try it. You have no idea.

I'd heard that, somewhere, about the Canadian thing. Still hot. I don't know about the Hebrew, but feel free to bust it out.