I still want a fucking puppy

[sharpestscalpel]

Fuck me running sideways up a goddamn mountain, Scotty's new shit hits like a fucking freight train.

It's the 23rd goddamn century - why are we still using shitting freight trains as points of goddamn comparison for hangovers?

Goddamn.



I'm going to find myself a nice hypo of something that'll make everything pretty. You ain't supposed to treat your goddamn self but it's a fucking emergency.

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[rn-chapel.livejournal.com]

It's that they can get yeast infections on their faces that puts me off pugs. That's just not right.

[sharpestscalpel.livejournal.com]

Blondie, you disappoint me.

Proper fucking hygiene'll take care of preventing that.

I mean, goddamn, woman, tell me this ain't cute:

[rn-chapel.livejournal.com]

Oh my god, that poor animal.