99 bottles of fucking beer on the goddamn wall - and by wall I mean my fucking stomach. Liver. Wev.

[sharpestscalpel]

You know what we fucking need?

We need some goddamn puppies.

Fucking puppies are awesome.

Not, like, fucking puppies with fucking as the verb - that's just goddamn sick, y'all. Why would anyone wanna fuck a puppy? Puppyfucker.

No, goddamn it, I mean puppies are fucking awesome. With their shitting little waggy fucking tails and their holy-fuck-that's-goddamn-cold wet noses that they always stick up under your fucking hand because they want you to pet them.

That's the shit, I tell you goddamn what.

I want a puppy. Fucking Pike ain't here to not let me have a puppy - next time we find some fucking puppies, I'm keeping me a damn puppy.

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[rn-chapel.livejournal.com]

Puppies are wonderful. Though I think I prefer kittens, generally. But still, who could resist a little guy like this one?