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sharpestscalpelYou know what we fucking need?
We need some goddamn puppies.
Fucking puppies are awesome.
Not, like, fucking puppies with fucking as the verb - that's just goddamn sick, y'all. Why would anyone wanna fuck a puppy? Puppyfucker.
No, goddamn it, I mean puppies are fucking awesome. With their shitting little waggy fucking tails and their holy-fuck-that's-goddamn-cold wet noses that they always stick up under your fucking hand because they want you to pet them.
That's the shit, I tell you goddamn what.
I want a puppy. Fucking Pike ain't here to not let me have a puppy - next time we find some fucking puppies, I'm keeping me a damn puppy.
We need some goddamn puppies.
Fucking puppies are awesome.
Not, like, fucking puppies with fucking as the verb - that's just goddamn sick, y'all. Why would anyone wanna fuck a puppy? Puppyfucker.
No, goddamn it, I mean puppies are fucking awesome. With their shitting little waggy fucking tails and their holy-fuck-that's-goddamn-cold wet noses that they always stick up under your fucking hand because they want you to pet them.
That's the shit, I tell you goddamn what.
I want a puppy. Fucking Pike ain't here to not let me have a puppy - next time we find some fucking puppies, I'm keeping me a damn puppy.
