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sharpestscalpelOr something to that fucking effect.
Little Peaches gave me some questions because some other fuckers were too pussy to do it.
1. Vhat are the most important lessons you've learned in life?
I believe I goddamn already posted this the other fucking day. Worth repeating though. If it's wet and sticky and not your own, don't touch it. There are some sub-lessons about proper glove handling procedures and inoculation on a regular basis for various blood-born pathogens and flesh-eating shit, but you want the short version, that's it.
2. Vhere is the furthest avay from home you hawe ewer been?
I get a little bit further from home every minute, Peaches.
3. Is there anything you hawe done vhich you regret?
There was this little rat-faced shit terrier that our neighbor had when I was growing up. I still regret not breaking that dog's fucking neck. I still have a scar from where that cunt-rag mutt bit me.
4. Vhat is the funniest joke you ewer heard?
I think it's a tie between:
Two baby seals walk into a club.
and
How do you make a dead baby float?
Two scoops of ice cream, milk, dead baby, blender.
5. Vhat has been the proudest moment of your life?
I'm a modest soul. You might could get me drunk enough to talk about it one day though. Feed some Romulan ale and then ask me about the time I almost got myself into some deep shit on the Romulan home world, okay?
Y'all want some goddamn questions, fucking say so, pussies.
Little Peaches gave me some questions because some other fuckers were too pussy to do it.
1. Vhat are the most important lessons you've learned in life?
I believe I goddamn already posted this the other fucking day. Worth repeating though. If it's wet and sticky and not your own, don't touch it. There are some sub-lessons about proper glove handling procedures and inoculation on a regular basis for various blood-born pathogens and flesh-eating shit, but you want the short version, that's it.
2. Vhere is the furthest avay from home you hawe ewer been?
I get a little bit further from home every minute, Peaches.
3. Is there anything you hawe done vhich you regret?
There was this little rat-faced shit terrier that our neighbor had when I was growing up. I still regret not breaking that dog's fucking neck. I still have a scar from where that cunt-rag mutt bit me.
4. Vhat is the funniest joke you ewer heard?
I think it's a tie between:
Two baby seals walk into a club.
and
How do you make a dead baby float?
Two scoops of ice cream, milk, dead baby, blender.
5. Vhat has been the proudest moment of your life?
I'm a modest soul. You might could get me drunk enough to talk about it one day though. Feed some Romulan ale and then ask me about the time I almost got myself into some deep shit on the Romulan home world, okay?
Y'all want some goddamn questions, fucking say so, pussies.
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Date: 2009-11-19 06:11 pm (UTC)2. Da, I like to run Marathons. I vas the youngest ewer cadet to vin the Starfleet Academy Marathon.
3. I am not much a fan of animated movies, I suppose that 'Lilo and Stitch' from the 21st century is okay. Stitch makes me laugh.
4. I saw Meira a short while ago. That made me happy.
5. Like most great things Russia!
:3
Done
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Date: 2009-11-19 06:35 pm (UTC)2. That's something you've got in common with the Russian Fuckhead here, too.
3. That's a good one. Shame though that you don't like them more. I'd have pegged you for a Fruits Basket fan if nothing else. Though that's not a movie, strictly speaking.
4. Who's Meira, Peaches?
5. Yeah, that'd be another thing you've got in common.
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Date: 2009-11-19 07:23 pm (UTC)2. I am sure my your uniwerse self vould not be happy if you called him that.
3. There is an animated movie about a Fruit Basket? Like the one at the start of movies vhen the food dances?
4. Meira is Ensign Meira Spottacus...and she is one of my girlfriends.
5. ....not a Peach!