Curiosity killed the fucking cat. Doing some goddamn memes brought it back.

[sharpestscalpel]

Or something to that fucking effect.

Little Peaches gave me some questions because some other fuckers were too pussy to do it.

1. Vhat are the most important lessons you've learned in life?

I believe I goddamn already posted this the other fucking day. Worth repeating though. If it's wet and sticky and not your own, don't touch it. There are some sub-lessons about proper glove handling procedures and inoculation on a regular basis for various blood-born pathogens and flesh-eating shit, but you want the short version, that's it.

2. Vhere is the furthest avay from home you hawe ewer been?

I get a little bit further from home every minute, Peaches.

3. Is there anything you hawe done vhich you regret?

There was this little rat-faced shit terrier that our neighbor had when I was growing up. I still regret not breaking that dog's fucking neck. I still have a scar from where that cunt-rag mutt bit me.

4. Vhat is the funniest joke you ewer heard?

I think it's a tie between:

Two baby seals walk into a club.

and

How do you make a dead baby float?

Two scoops of ice cream, milk, dead baby, blender.

5. Vhat has been the proudest moment of your life?

I'm a modest soul. You might could get me drunk enough to talk about it one day though. Feed some Romulan ale and then ask me about the time I almost got myself into some deep shit on the Romulan home world, okay?

Y'all want some goddamn questions, fucking say so, pussies.

Comments

[sharpestscalpel.livejournal.com]

1. Who the fuck're you?
2. What initially drew you to photography?
3. What's your take on the whole transdimensional nature of these here encounters?
4. Those chompers your grinning such a big grin with, they false?
5. What the shit does your user name mean?

[len-not-spock.livejournal.com]

1. We met the other day, remember? I am the one who isn't Spock, yet looks like him. My name is Leonard.
2. I'm guessing you're not talking about the desire of a child to get their hands on something they're not allowed to get their hands on. It opened up a fantastic new way of viewing the world, with a very different perspective. Things, people, they all change when you look at them as you would with a camera.
3. Everybody switching places on the merry-go-round, you mean? I suspect involvement of a higher godlike power mentioned in later series that spun off from ours, Q. Seems like just his thing.
4. They weren't when that picture was taken, and now they once more aren't.
5. Well, that should be pretty self-explanatory, no? I am not Spock, no matter how many people have mistaken me for him over the course of my life.

[sharpestscalpel.livejournal.com]

1. Oh, that's right. I'd apologize but it'd be a goddamn lie. I don't feel bad for forgetting you cocksuckers.
2. You do good work. I especially appreciate your hands series and that there Full Body Project.
3. That don't sound good at shitting all.
4. Some sort of time travel involved?
5. Makes sense now that you've jogged my goddamn memory as to who you fucking are.

[len-not-spock.livejournal.com]

1. Was that intended to be insulting? If so, it was pretty weak.
2. Why do I suspect we're not seeing the same things at all when looking at them?
3. Well, so far it's been harmless from what I can see. No Borg anywhere, which is a relief.
4. That, and being deaged in the process.
5. My, you're almost being civil with me. Having an off day?

[sharpestscalpel.livejournal.com]

1. Statement of fact ain't a goddamn insult.
2. Because you have a fucking poor opinion of me and my goddamn artistic fucking eye for no reason at all.
5. You think you know me? You don't know a shitting thing about me. So maybe you should keep your motherfucking assumptions to yourself.

[len-not-spock.livejournal.com]

1. I can't remember a single time in my life that the term 'cocksucker' has been used as anything but a perjorative; whether it's accurate or not isn't really the point.
2. One that I feel is solidly grounded, but go on, enlighten me. What is it about those series your artistic eye particularly enjoys?
5. Oh no, I wouldn't go that far. But since you've openly confessed to getting off on causing others harm and pain and furthermore seem to see nothing wrong with this whatsoever, I think I'm quite glad not to know you, thanks. I'm an open-minded person, but I draw the line for giving someone the benefit of the doubt at sadistic psychopaths.

[sharpestscalpel.livejournal.com]

1. Well, now you can mark that fucking thing off your list. Glad to provide a unique goddamn experience.

2. Something goddamn unique and ghostly about most of the stuff in your hands series. Shadows highlight both the structure and the frailty of that structure even as it's strong. We don't fucking focus on hands the way some other shitting cultures do - yeah, I'm looking at the goddamn Vulcans and Romulans here - and that's a cocksucking shame because tactile interaction is a fundamental method of communication.

Full Body Project fucking succeeds on a variety of goddamn levels. I mean, it'd be too shit-stirring easy to make the re-visioning of famous photos with fat chicks into parody and body shaming. But you're pretty goddamn respectful of their bodies and that's pretty goddamn difficult to impart to a fucking viewer.

5. Like I said, you don't fucking know me. Or my goddamn circumstances.

[len-not-spock.livejournal.com]

2. I concede the point; I was wrong. Who and whatever you may (or may not) be, you are extremely insightful and smart. (The hand series also has significant religious elements to it; but it would be silly and self-important to expect someone from this century to pick up on those.)

5. Explain to me, then - I'm listening. There seems to me to be a rather staggering dichotomy between your ability to recognize my respectful portrayal of those women as a good thing, and your (seeming) callous disregard for human life and suffering which you've expressed clearly in other comments. How do you reconcile this? And yes, circumstances count for a hell of a lot, I agree. Circumstances can cause people to do terrible things, things they later deeply regret. But there needs to be regret; there needs to be an appreciation of the responsibility each of us carries towards other sentient life. Abdicating any and all personal responsibility and blaming your actions on circumstances becomes, at a certain point, unacceptable. Moreover, it is cowardly.