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sharpestscalpelOr something to that fucking effect.
Little Peaches gave me some questions because some other fuckers were too pussy to do it.
1. Vhat are the most important lessons you've learned in life?
I believe I goddamn already posted this the other fucking day. Worth repeating though. If it's wet and sticky and not your own, don't touch it. There are some sub-lessons about proper glove handling procedures and inoculation on a regular basis for various blood-born pathogens and flesh-eating shit, but you want the short version, that's it.
2. Vhere is the furthest avay from home you hawe ewer been?
I get a little bit further from home every minute, Peaches.
3. Is there anything you hawe done vhich you regret?
There was this little rat-faced shit terrier that our neighbor had when I was growing up. I still regret not breaking that dog's fucking neck. I still have a scar from where that cunt-rag mutt bit me.
4. Vhat is the funniest joke you ewer heard?
I think it's a tie between:
Two baby seals walk into a club.
and
How do you make a dead baby float?
Two scoops of ice cream, milk, dead baby, blender.
5. Vhat has been the proudest moment of your life?
I'm a modest soul. You might could get me drunk enough to talk about it one day though. Feed some Romulan ale and then ask me about the time I almost got myself into some deep shit on the Romulan home world, okay?
Y'all want some goddamn questions, fucking say so, pussies.
Little Peaches gave me some questions because some other fuckers were too pussy to do it.
1. Vhat are the most important lessons you've learned in life?
I believe I goddamn already posted this the other fucking day. Worth repeating though. If it's wet and sticky and not your own, don't touch it. There are some sub-lessons about proper glove handling procedures and inoculation on a regular basis for various blood-born pathogens and flesh-eating shit, but you want the short version, that's it.
2. Vhere is the furthest avay from home you hawe ewer been?
I get a little bit further from home every minute, Peaches.
3. Is there anything you hawe done vhich you regret?
There was this little rat-faced shit terrier that our neighbor had when I was growing up. I still regret not breaking that dog's fucking neck. I still have a scar from where that cunt-rag mutt bit me.
4. Vhat is the funniest joke you ewer heard?
I think it's a tie between:
Two baby seals walk into a club.
and
How do you make a dead baby float?
Two scoops of ice cream, milk, dead baby, blender.
5. Vhat has been the proudest moment of your life?
I'm a modest soul. You might could get me drunk enough to talk about it one day though. Feed some Romulan ale and then ask me about the time I almost got myself into some deep shit on the Romulan home world, okay?
Y'all want some goddamn questions, fucking say so, pussies.
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Date: 2009-11-19 05:48 pm (UTC)Not my fault if she goes poking her nose in where there might be tigers, though.
Take over? Why would I want to be in charge of these stupid shit-eating assholes? Fastest route to an ulcer short of doing shots of H. pylori - and that shit tastes foul, let me tell you. Ship is going to do whatever it wants to do and in the meantime I'm keeping myself to myself. Besides, Pike don't look too fondly on takeovers and that bastard'll be back. He's too cussed in love with his ship to leave her.