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sharpestscalpelOr something to that fucking effect.
Little Peaches gave me some questions because some other fuckers were too pussy to do it.
1. Vhat are the most important lessons you've learned in life?
I believe I goddamn already posted this the other fucking day. Worth repeating though. If it's wet and sticky and not your own, don't touch it. There are some sub-lessons about proper glove handling procedures and inoculation on a regular basis for various blood-born pathogens and flesh-eating shit, but you want the short version, that's it.
2. Vhere is the furthest avay from home you hawe ewer been?
I get a little bit further from home every minute, Peaches.
3. Is there anything you hawe done vhich you regret?
There was this little rat-faced shit terrier that our neighbor had when I was growing up. I still regret not breaking that dog's fucking neck. I still have a scar from where that cunt-rag mutt bit me.
4. Vhat is the funniest joke you ewer heard?
I think it's a tie between:
Two baby seals walk into a club.
and
How do you make a dead baby float?
Two scoops of ice cream, milk, dead baby, blender.
5. Vhat has been the proudest moment of your life?
I'm a modest soul. You might could get me drunk enough to talk about it one day though. Feed some Romulan ale and then ask me about the time I almost got myself into some deep shit on the Romulan home world, okay?
Y'all want some goddamn questions, fucking say so, pussies.
Little Peaches gave me some questions because some other fuckers were too pussy to do it.
1. Vhat are the most important lessons you've learned in life?
I believe I goddamn already posted this the other fucking day. Worth repeating though. If it's wet and sticky and not your own, don't touch it. There are some sub-lessons about proper glove handling procedures and inoculation on a regular basis for various blood-born pathogens and flesh-eating shit, but you want the short version, that's it.
2. Vhere is the furthest avay from home you hawe ewer been?
I get a little bit further from home every minute, Peaches.
3. Is there anything you hawe done vhich you regret?
There was this little rat-faced shit terrier that our neighbor had when I was growing up. I still regret not breaking that dog's fucking neck. I still have a scar from where that cunt-rag mutt bit me.
4. Vhat is the funniest joke you ewer heard?
I think it's a tie between:
Two baby seals walk into a club.
and
How do you make a dead baby float?
Two scoops of ice cream, milk, dead baby, blender.
5. Vhat has been the proudest moment of your life?
I'm a modest soul. You might could get me drunk enough to talk about it one day though. Feed some Romulan ale and then ask me about the time I almost got myself into some deep shit on the Romulan home world, okay?
Y'all want some goddamn questions, fucking say so, pussies.
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Date: 2009-11-19 05:11 am (UTC)1. Bourbon and strawberry daiquiris, and occasionally some concoction my
boyfriendGeorge makes.2. Ask that without a fuck and I'll consider answering. Not that I mind it too much, but hey, it's always nice to keep them guessing.
3. Well shit, if I answer this question, you already know the answer to the second one. Yeah, I'm his mother. And don't call him an asshole, because really, I have enough problems with him without including that.
4. I don't remember isn't going to be an acceptable answer for you, is it?
5. First time I drank it was with my best friend Courtney. I did something with her.
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Date: 2009-11-19 06:37 pm (UTC)1. Your George who isn't your boyfriend anymore? Trouble in paradise?
2. If you want to keep them guessing, don't make your user name your real name.
3. He giving you problems? Not my way to add to your troubles but asshole is about the nicest thing anybody'd ever say about him here.
4. Got it in one.
5. Frisky. I like you.
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Date: 2009-11-19 11:37 pm (UTC)1. Not exactly. Long story short, he died, came back to life, we got back together again with Chris, he proposed, I said no. I don't know where we stand really. I think we can be called lovers at least.
2. Some of us aren't that creative, besides, that means you asked a fucking obvious question.
3. In a manner of speaking, I may deserve it though. ...really? What did he d there?
4. You know, patience should be exercised here. I will tell you eventually.
5. Not sure if the feeling is mutual yet. But thank you.