More shit I got to do, more fucking paperwork there is.

[sharpestscalpel]

Jesus fucking his goddamn Virgin mother Mary up against the wall, people, it’s been a fucking busy bit of business on this side of the goddamn interdimensional divide, not that you heard me say anything of the fucking sort because who knows what the shitting Empire would make of that at this point and I have got me some personal plans that don’t need disturbing.

What’s shaping up in your damn neck of the woods?

((OOC – Hey, y’all! I was out of town all weekend – I got to run around a con with [Bad username or site: ”rn_chapel” @ livejournal.com] and many several friends and it was awesome but I definitely missed getting in some good RP. Hi!))

Comments

[loyalty-ever.livejournal.com]

Pointy!

How in hell's teeth are you? Long time no observe, right?

No matter how bad it is, it could always be worse.

...Ugh, paperwork. Do your requisition forms have requisition forms, too?

[sharpestscalpel.livejournal.com]

Heya, Tentpole, how the fuck you doing? Heard something something trial something I don't even goddamn know. What the shit's going on with that?

Yeah, Empire rules through fucking forms in triplicate or some goddamn thing.

[loyalty-ever.livejournal.com]

They all made a face JUST LIKE THIS and went on for a full month about very bad things and the very bad Romulans who do them.

I'm still not sure when, if ever, they'll realize they now have the formulation for red matter and could take over the fucking universe. If they'd pause a moment and weigh all our worth, and not just sneer at what displeases them, we could give them the quadrant on a pretty golden platter.

I mean. Acceptable losses, or total control of their home space? They always make the choice so difficult. One does break eggs in the making of breakfast.

At least the ridgeheads didn't fill our ears with prattle.

...You still "got eyes"?

Hell, I figure I can tell you. I. Am not spending. The next century in this little box.

Hah! Red tape, the indestructible constant. Have you considered disposal by singularity?

I think the phrase is OM NOM NOM. Black holes are magical. Anyway, I heard...you've got a someone, couldn't he sign them for you?

[sharpestscalpel.livejournal.com]

Fucking funny thing about goddamn Vulcans, even here? No shitting interest in ruling the universe. Don't even understand it. Assholes. It's why we fucking conquered 'em.

Works out in your damn favor though - you show a little fucking bit of "oh, I'm so fucking sorry I blew up your damn planet, I'll never do it again," you'll probably get a place with windows and hot and cold running fucking blow jobs. No one ever said you had to be damn sincere.

Someone is fucking planetside fucking around with making some goddamn android that we ain't supposed to know is an android fall in love with him. And ain't I just pleased as punch about that except for the part where it ain't part of our plan and if he gets this situation all fucked up because he's excited about his dick working, I will have a few goddamn things to say.