Attention Anonymous Fucking Donor

[sharpestscalpel]

Well, fuck me running sideways up Stone Mountain.

Some one of you cocksucking monkey lovers bought me some goddamn Livejournal paid account time and I sure do fucking appreciate it.

Seems to damn well be customary to offer something in return (and I ain't no fool to think anything if for goddamn free) so I figure, you leave me a comment and I'll write something up for you all pretty and fucking nice. Or some thing the fuck ever, you know?

Comments

[super-keen.livejournal.com]

[[OOC - :D :D :D Yaaaay mystery donor! Will you be spamming us with hilariously despicable polls? (hint: the correct answer is yes. <3) ;D]]

[original-fine.livejournal.com]

[[OOC - Seconded like whoa.]]

[sharpestscalpel.livejournal.com]

((OOC - I do not even know what he would poll! I shall ponder this.))

[sharpestscalpel.livejournal.com]

((OOC - I originally created him with a paid account - I can't handle not being able to edit my own comments. But I don't think he's ever done a poll. Maybe that's how he'll celebrate.))

[super-keen.livejournal.com]

[[OOC - \o/]]

[nawigator]

OMG YAY! ♥

[mirror-brightly.livejournal.com]

(OOC - IAWTC)

[canadianbill.livejournal.com]

[OOC - YUS.]