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Soooooooooooooo.

The fucking Enterprise goddamn talked to me today.

I need a fucking drink.

Date: 2009-12-24 01:41 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] emma-mccoy.livejournal.com
Highly doubt I have the ability to wash your mouth out. Haven't been able to scare you since your growth spurt. This is given that your growth spurt and Lenny's growth spurt were at the same time.

Date: 2009-12-24 01:42 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sharpestscalpel.livejournal.com
Shot up almost a foot and a half the summer I was 14.

Date: 2009-12-24 01:47 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] emma-mccoy.livejournal.com
Amazing. Growth spurt hit at the same time.

Date: 2009-12-24 01:48 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sharpestscalpel.livejournal.com
You are welcome to conduct a more... thorough examination, Ms. Dr. Emma McCoy.

Date: 2009-12-24 01:51 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] emma-mccoy.livejournal.com
That would require medical charts. And God knows reading those is like reading a Tolstoy novel in Arabian.

Date: 2009-12-24 01:54 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sharpestscalpel.livejournal.com
We'll keep it informal. Don't even have to conduct it in Sickbay.

Though that's fun, too.

Date: 2009-12-24 01:56 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] emma-mccoy.livejournal.com
We? All you'd have to do is send over medical charts? Then I can read them on my own.

Date: 2009-12-24 01:58 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sharpestscalpel.livejournal.com
You are a cold woman, Ms. Dr. Emma McCoy.

I do like that.

Date: 2009-12-24 02:01 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] emma-mccoy.livejournal.com
I...don't think I understand what you mean?

Date: 2009-12-24 02:02 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sharpestscalpel.livejournal.com
I can think of more than a few who'd like to have me sit still long enough for them to fucking examine me - for a wide variety of reasons. Assholes. But you, no, ma'am. You are hard on the ego.

Date: 2009-12-24 02:04 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] emma-mccoy.livejournal.com
Oh! I didn't mean physical attributes! I'm sorry if I confused you. i meant past attributes. Skinned knees, broken bones, all that. Probably noted in your medical file. I'm sure you're just the spitting image of Lenny.

Date: 2009-12-24 02:08 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sharpestscalpel.livejournal.com
Ah.

Well, to be perfectly honest, all my records including the medical ones are sealed for my own safety and the safety of others. You want to know, you'll just have to take a history.

Date: 2009-12-24 02:11 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] emma-mccoy.livejournal.com
A history? Is it written down somewhere?

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