Personal Log? IDEK

[sharpestscalpel]

Soooooooooooooo.

The fucking Enterprise goddamn talked to me today.

I need a fucking drink.

Comments

[sharpestscalpel.livejournal.com]

Goddamn, Peaches, I wish you were right on that score.

[nawigator]

You say it acctually spoke with you? Sounds like our Enterprise, I heard a rumour that she was projecting a holograph body in order to engage vith the crew.

[sharpestscalpel.livejournal.com]

A hologram? I gotta say, I hope our fucking Enterprise doesn't get any ideas.

[nawigator]

Vell if she does appear, do not throw things at her. She does not like that.

[sharpestscalpel.livejournal.com]

...Sweet girl, did you throw things at the physical manifestation of your ship?

[nawigator]

Enterprise scared me! I was in the middle of getting changed and turned around and she was just...there.

[sharpestscalpel.livejournal.com]

Well, I guess I can understand that one, Peaches.

[nawigator]

Da, so naturally I threw the closest thing to me vhich vas my phaser...luckily it had the power pack take out.

[sharpestscalpel.livejournal.com]

See, they ain't training you right if your first response was to throw your damn weapon. Damn relief that nothing happened to you though.

[nawigator]

They trained me properly, I just panicked. That is the reason I chose Nawigation ower Security.

[sharpestscalpel.livejournal.com]

And I bet me some large digits of credit that you are a damn fine navigator.

[nawigator]

Naturally. I come from a long line of great Nawigators.