Personal Log? IDEK

[sharpestscalpel]

Soooooooooooooo.

The fucking Enterprise goddamn talked to me today.

I need a fucking drink.

Comments

[science-blues.livejournal.com]

Fascinating. It initiated a conversation of its own volition, and spoke to you?

If you are not in a state of extreme emotional and reactionary flux, might I inquire as to what it said?

[sharpestscalpel.livejournal.com]

I am abso-goddamn-lutely in a state of extreme emotional and reactionary flux. But I will fucking tell you anyway.

It said, "Would you like to hear me sing a song?"

[science-blues.livejournal.com]

Hm, curious.

It is, at least, somewhat comforting that its initial contact was in the form of a comfort related offer. Though it does not directly denote danger, it does not refute the possibility.

Did you wish to hear it sing a song?

[sharpestscalpel.livejournal.com]

Well, yes, I did.

It sang "Bicycle Built for Two" at me and then broke into the Empire's fucking official march.

[science-blues.livejournal.com]

I presume you refer to the tune named Daisy Bell, a most peculiar selection. It is singularly representative, and carries a pop-culture connotation that was slow to fade. Though I do not know the Empire's march, or how one might segue between the two, it sounds most....accommodating.

Did you enjoy it?

[sharpestscalpel.livejournal.com]

It was... kind of out of fucking tune, to be honest.

March sounds like this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tn_95hdy6Nw), Cheeks.

[science-blues.livejournal.com]

A shame. Presuming that the computer learned this of its own volition, perhaps repeated attempts will provide more pleasing renditions.

Fascinating. It is a very...powerful musical accompaniment.

That segue must have been...impressive.

[sharpestscalpel.livejournal.com]

Enterprise is a good fucking ship but, goddamn. She ain't going to win any talent shows any shitting time soon.

She's still practicing - lights in my quarters are throbbing a little bit in time with the fucking music.

Which is why I am going to have another goddamn drink right fucking now.

[science-blues.livejournal.com]

An understandable reaction.

I believe it is traditional among humans to evoke the sentiment: "Cheers.", at this time.