Well, hell, who knew these things were accurate?

[sharpestscalpel]

Don’t ever marry, you’re The Hornivore. Roaming, sexual, subhuman.

The Hornivores (you) are some of the most screwed up and naughty beings in the Universe. And their numbers are growing, mostly due to skipped or misused contraception. You care not. There’s one thing you want, one sole need.

Half manly, half bestial, you act on instinct, and animal charisma smoothes the way. It’s unlikely you’re driven by much other than your own selfish, orgasmic requirements. Your appearance and personality have evolved for the hunt. Ass beckons, you oblige.

For the record, you can happily bang all personality types, however your match percentages might be low with the kinder, more sensible people of the world, purely because they all wish to avoid you. Good luck to them.

One day, the villagers came with torches to the house. In the smoldering ashes, stray dogs looked for cooked flesh.

Your exact male opposite:

The Slow Dancer

Deliberate Gentle Love Dreamer

Consider:

Half-Cocked (RBSD)

Genghis Khunt (RBSM)

Always Avoid:

The Sonnet (DGLD)

Try the damn thing yourself.

Comments

[original-fine.livejournal.com]

You know, I think the most positive thing I can say about this is that at least you're honest.

[rn-chapel.livejournal.com]

That was my thought exactly, Jim.

Well, that and that "hornivore" is kind've a clever term. I'm a sucker for creative use of language.

[original-fine.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I laughed at that, too.

[its-oriley.livejournal.com]

Hey, I scored as your exact male opposite!

[science-blues.livejournal.com]

Curious, this test suggests that I avoid you. It surmises that we would not get along.

Hm. Strange, as the rest of the result seems acutely accurate. (http://www.okcupid.com/personality?type=DGSM&g=0&o=2)

[original-fine.livejournal.com]

Interesting. I would have expected that result, for myself. Wonder what the test was scoring.

[sharpestscalpel.livejournal.com]

I think the secret to us getting along is that neither of us is trying to fuck the other.

[science-blues.livejournal.com]

An astute observation. I am certain our appreciation for similar female forms does not hinder this getting along, either.

[dctr-mccoy.livejournal.com]

Slow day in your sick bay?