Giving fucking thanks

[sharpestscalpel]

Yesterday was goddamn Thanksgiving. I always fucking forget about it with the whole fucking stardate thing instead of regular calendars. Goddamn fucking 'Fleet messing up a perfectly adequate method of keeping shitting track of the time of year.

Any goddamn way.

Fucking Thanksgiving.

Replicated turkey is bullshit so I don't fucking eat it. But I had a little something left over from the last away mission that I cooked up over a flame in the lab. BBQ. Nothing fucking like it even if it ain't goddamn fucking traditional.

Mama always did make us count our fucking blessings. So I guess this year I'm goddamn thankful for the following shit-sucking items:

Fucking space, man
The parathyroid glands
These shit-kicking boots what got me out of fucking trouble at that one base
The old family place back in Georgia
The amygdala
Pointy ears
The fucking ship learning a new goddamn song because the other one was getting fucking old
Lube
Hot sauce and scrambled eggs
Romulan porn
The fucking surrealists
Post-goddamn-modernism
Edith Quimby, PhD
Franz Stangl
Crepes
Maker's Mark
Jazz from the old-Earth 1920s

I could fucking go on but this kind of sappy bullshit is making me want to puke.

Comments

[original-fine.livejournal.com]

I'm fairly certain that "Golden Boy" has at least a tinge of snarkiness to it, so let's not get too carried away. I know too many of you McCoys not to pick out one of your more superficial differences for purposes of distinction. You've got a better idea, let me know.

No. I don't think it would suit me.

[sharpestscalpel.livejournal.com]

Maybe a little goddamn tinge but just for the sake of damn keeping up fucking appearances. Reputation and all that.

How many McCoys you know?

[original-fine.livejournal.com]

I don't blame you. Your reputation seems admirably kept up.

Including you, three at this time. You, mine, and the one on this ship.

[sharpestscalpel.livejournal.com]

You had a chance to blow your boy yet? Or you still pussy-footing around like he's a lily-mouth don't know what his cock likes?

Douchebag on that ship - don't know if I right like him. He's got a shitty haircut.

What's your thoughts on McCoys, being as you know so many of them now?

[original-fine.livejournal.com]

Haven't seen him since we spoke last.

What does his haircut have to do with anything?

You all seem to be very intelligent, incisive, and devoted to your art. Beyond that, there's not a lot of resemblance, though you've all got mouths on you. A blanket statement is pretty hard to make, under the circumstances. The other two seem to like Jim Kirk a hell of a lot. Where do you stand on that issue?

[sharpestscalpel.livejournal.com]

Damn shame.

Makes him look like a fucking asshole. Actually, he goddamn seems to be a fucking asshole.

Interesting. That's pretty goddamn interesting.

Jim Kirk is a cocksucking backstabber. He's a pretty boy, he'll fuck you for fun and profit but not much of a post-coital fucking snuggler.

[original-fine.livejournal.com]

McCoy's all right. Can see where you two wouldn't mix, though.

Well now, that is interesting. See, I'm all for the snuggling. The fucking, too, don't get me wrong.

[sharpestscalpel.livejournal.com]

Fucking and snuggling go hand in hand, that's for damn sure. Fucking shame about your counterpart here.

He's looking all pretty, though. Just about right for my... specialty tastes. I give him another few days.

[original-fine.livejournal.com]

We want to continue this conversation, that is not something I need to hear about.

[sharpestscalpel.livejournal.com]

Sorry, Golden Boy. I'll keep that in fucking mind.

[original-fine.livejournal.com]

I'm well aware of the differences in our universes. Those big issues you're discussing with Tina down there.

One of mine's consent.

[sharpestscalpel.livejournal.com]

Generally, I fucking agree with you. Important factor between the two of us?

Dead man ain't got a say.

[original-fine.livejournal.com]

I understand that logically, that's true.

It is certainly a difference between us.

[sharpestscalpel.livejournal.com]

Spicy variety, I believe you said earlier.

And, well, fuck if the spice ain't gonna flow on my goddamn watch.

[original-fine.livejournal.com]

In the interest of being open-minded, may I ask what you get out of it?

[sharpestscalpel.livejournal.com]

Pure pleasure of the skin and bones, man. You get it if you get it and there ain't no explaining it.

[original-fine.livejournal.com]

I think that's the case with many sexual proclivities. Thank you for your candor.

[sharpestscalpel.livejournal.com]

I also ain't one for shame.

[original-fine.livejournal.com]

I would say that was commendable, but I don't know you well enough to say for certain there's nothing you should be ashamed about.

[sharpestscalpel.livejournal.com]

Never is any telling from this kind of distance. I can live with that.