Never stop to sniff the fucking flowers

[sharpestscalpel]

I have a shitting headache.

Went to see Scotty first thing this morning – that was a waste of goddamn time. He was sitting there, leaning up against the dilithium crystal chamber, humming a harmony to whatever the fucking ship is singing. Drunkard. Creepy drunkard.

Lab returned the analysis on that fucking goo. Redshirt’d been in that closet for over a month, apparently. I’ve got a decon team down there scrubbing it out now – they’re thrilled, I’m sure. There was some forsaken spore that did it to him – it was Daniels, according to what’s left of the DNA. He had to’ve picked it up on the last away mission to that freaky planet with those sex pollen flowers.

Looks like I’ll get another article out of this, when I’m done with the study. Publish or cocksucking perish, I always say.

Comments

[kirktastic.livejournal.com]

(OOC: I love these things. Don't stop doing them! <3)

[sharpestscalpel.livejournal.com]

((OOC - It's way too much fun to stop. *grin*))

[gold-ambition.livejournal.com]

[[OOC - I'm telling you, EVIL BEER.]]

[sharpestscalpel.livejournal.com]

((OOC - Can we smash the cans on other people's foreheads?))

[gold-ambition.livejournal.com]

[[OOC - TOTALLY. That is the sign of a truly evil!fratboy. They should have adventures. Like, they go to a sorority party and start getting it on and the girls say, "did you bring condoms?" and they say "NO!" and give each other an elaborate high five.]]

[rn-chapel.livejournal.com]

[[OOC: Oh my god, I love both of you so very much.

I am imagining evil frat hazing rituals. Instead of dousing incoming freshman with ice cold water, perhaps they prefer ice cold... lighter fluid?]]

[sharpestscalpel.livejournal.com]

((OOC - The freshies may have to do shots of H. pylori. It'd be beautiful.))

[gold-ambition.livejournal.com]

[[OOC - Ahaha. Yes.]]

[sharpestscalpel.livejournal.com]

((OOC - This is obviously a cross-dimensional bro-mance that is meant to be.))

[gold-ambition.livejournal.com]

[[OOC - I feel that way.]]

[mirror-brightly.livejournal.com]

((OOC - You guys direct this at a Spock or two and we may need to have a tri-dimensional evil!Bro!Kegger.

Just throwing that out there.))

[gold-ambition.livejournal.com]

[[OOC - mSpock claims not to be evil. Plus he'd be so above frats. He's like... in the evil chess club or whatever.]]

[mirror-brightly.livejournal.com]

((OOC - I was more talking about the hazing, but now that you mention it... A good chess club torture torment session might be in order.))

[rn-chapel.livejournal.com]

[[OOC: omg, evil frat vs. evilmisunderstood nerds in epic prank war (of the kind that occasionally involves an actual body count)?? DO WANT.]]

[headnursechapel.livejournal.com]

[[OOC: So seconded.]]

[mirroredspock.livejournal.com]

((OOC - mSpock thinks this is a bad plan!!!))