Still bored. Bored right in my pants.

[sharpestscalpel]

I wouldn't be if everything on the fucking Empire channels wasn't goddamn scrambled. And that's all we're picking up at the moment.

The 23rd century and I'm still having to jerk it to scrambled porn over the subspace network in my office? This is bullshit.

I sent Chapel off the clock an hour ago. She's still got some fight left in her, that would have been good for a little slap and tickle. Mostly slap. I don't like tickling.

Eh, I've got some good vids stashed in my room. I'm on duty for another two hours but I don't really give a good goddamn at this point. Rien can take it.

Those shitting Romulans really do have the best porn.

Comments

[original-fine.livejournal.com]

[[OOC - BORED RIGHT IN MY PANTS.

I have to say, the juxtaposition of these with the flashback stuff is... even more disturbing than it'd otherwise be.]]

[sharpestscalpel.livejournal.com]

((OOC - I'm so glad. I am apparently an awful person.))

[original-fine.livejournal.com]

[[OOC - Well mostly because I find the log entries hilarious, which makes me feel like a bad person. Ahaha.]]

[john-grimm.livejournal.com]

((OOC: This entire thing had me laughing like a goddamned maniac.

The 23rd century and I'm still having to jerk it to scrambled porn over the subspace network in my office? This is bullshit.

BWAHAHHAHA! His indignation is fantastic.

She's still got some fight left in her, that would have been good for a little slap and tickle. Mostly slap. I don't like tickling.

*snort* OHgod. Nice, MMcCoy. Nice.))

[sharpestscalpel.livejournal.com]

((OOC - He is definitely not a nice man.))