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[sharpestscalpel]

Morale sucks.

Which always means big business for me. There've been 17 altercations with minor lacerations, 4 altercations with no notable injuries, and 1 redshirt found stuffed in a closet.

His body was kind of liquified though, so he might have been there for a while. I'll know more when the lab is through analyzing the... well, the fucking goo.

It stinks to high holy hell.

In the meantime, I've been amusing myself wrapping bandages too tightly. Nothing like a little tourniquet action. If I tied it right, Jenkins will eventually lose that arm - which is to say I'll eventually amputate that arm.

I'm goddamn bored.

Comments

[original-fine.livejournal.com]

[[OOC - *is dead* I'm such an evil person.]]

[sharpestscalpel.livejournal.com]

((OOC - If you are evil for laughing, what does it make me for writing it in the first place? He's so much FUN.))

[original-fine.livejournal.com]

[[OOC - I actually have this weird feeling that goldy would like him.]]

[sharpestscalpel.livejournal.com]

((OOC - I'm a little worried to think about that. *laugh* Man, they'd be trouble.))

[original-fine.livejournal.com]

[[OOC - They'd be like... charter members of the Frat of Evil or something.]]

[rn-chapel.livejournal.com]

[[OOC: Frat of Evil. D: ]]

[mirror-brightly.livejournal.com]

(IC, but thankfully not anywhere near this scene: If you weren't , I'd wonder if you'd ever worked for either of the Empires.)

[sharpestscalpel.livejournal.com]

((IC in reply - Have you tasted Klingon food? I wouldn't work for those shit stains if they promised to keep me in nothing but bleeding head wounds and pussy. You green-blooded bastards, though, I might consider it. I like the pointy ears. They're fun to bite.))