I tell you goddamn what, I ain't got no adequate fucking response.

This batch of Romulan porn we seized ain't actually Romulan porn.

Fucking pointy-eared fuckers can't even be trusted to put porn in their shitting shipments of porn.

What kind of goddamn universe is it when the Romulans are holding the fuck out?

Got some catchy music in it though. And I don't know who the fuck this Lady Gaga person is but I goddamn well like her fucking style.

She looks fucking flexible. I goddamn bet she does yoga.

Though, come to fucking think of it, those damn Romulans have a hand thing - and she's all claw-handsy all the fucking time. Maybe it is porn.

Maybe I ought to fucking jerk off to it just in goddamn case.

I mean, goddamn "disco stick" is sure as fuck a fucking euphemism. I probably ain't supposed to be admiring her well-placed fucking hair color.