More shit I got to do, more fucking paperwork there is.

[sharpestscalpel]

Jesus fucking his goddamn Virgin mother Mary up against the wall, people, it’s been a fucking busy bit of business on this side of the goddamn interdimensional divide, not that you heard me say anything of the fucking sort because who knows what the shitting Empire would make of that at this point and I have got me some personal plans that don’t need disturbing.

What’s shaping up in your damn neck of the woods?

((OOC – Hey, y’all! I was out of town all weekend – I got to run around a con with [Bad username or site: ”rn_chapel” @ livejournal.com] and many several friends and it was awesome but I definitely missed getting in some good RP. Hi!))

Comments

[original-fine.livejournal.com]

That's just not right. I mean, not the cherry thing--the sexpop thing. It's one thing for those of us who've been around the block.

No. He's a gentleman. That's not a value judgment, just... we're taking it easy. Yeah, yeah, pussy universe, whatever. Just thought you'd like to know things are looking up for him.

[sharpestscalpel.livejournal.com]

Kid deserves to have some goddamn fun.

I do like to know. Pussy universe, yeah, but I'm real glad to hear it. Now go fuck him.

[original-fine.livejournal.com]

Oh, sure. I'm just saying--if it was her first time and all, I would have wanted it to be her own volition and all that.

See, I took your advice on that once, and while it was grand in the short term, didn't pan out to much in the long.

[sharpestscalpel.livejournal.com]

Seemed like she had the urge but no one was obliging her until this whole nonsense. So I reckon it worked out. Just want to find whoever and make sure they did right by her.

Must not've been that good a blow job.

[original-fine.livejournal.com]

That's right decent of you. As long as she's okay.

And I resent that. Come over here and say that to my mouth.

[sharpestscalpel.livejournal.com]

You say that like I won't show up sometime.

[original-fine.livejournal.com]

You say that like I wouldn't go down on you, if you did.

I'm not promising. I'm just saying it's not like it's outside the realm of possibility. Probability, even.

[sharpestscalpel.livejournal.com]

You are a slut, so if I were a man to run the math, I can see how that'd work out in my favor.

[original-fine.livejournal.com]

I sure hope you meant that in a sex-positive way. I mean, I don't do everyone. I just have broad tastes and a healthy appreciation for life.

And you're kinda sexy, Scruffy.

[sharpestscalpel.livejournal.com]

I do. Word got reclaimed in the 21st century here - you running a bit behind the times over there?

I ain't usually one to go for the clean and wholesome but you ain't so bad.

[original-fine.livejournal.com]

No, but I can't assume the same about your place.

Well, thanks. I don't usually go for, you know, Imperial, but I guess we all have some flexibility. And you've got a mouth on you.