More shit I got to do, more fucking paperwork there is.

[sharpestscalpel]

Jesus fucking his goddamn Virgin mother Mary up against the wall, people, it’s been a fucking busy bit of business on this side of the goddamn interdimensional divide, not that you heard me say anything of the fucking sort because who knows what the shitting Empire would make of that at this point and I have got me some personal plans that don’t need disturbing.

What’s shaping up in your damn neck of the woods?

((OOC – Hey, y’all! I was out of town all weekend – I got to run around a con with [Bad username or site: ”rn_chapel” @ livejournal.com] and many several friends and it was awesome but I definitely missed getting in some good RP. Hi!))

Comments

[original-fine.livejournal.com]

Oh, no, wait, that was a transporter.

[sharpestscalpel.livejournal.com]

Fucking hell, you people.

[original-fine.livejournal.com]

You should have been there. Would've been fun.

[sharpestscalpel.livejournal.com]

That might've been real interesting.

[original-fine.livejournal.com]

We'll never know--but hey, something like that could happen over there.

[sharpestscalpel.livejournal.com]

Someone over here I want to fuck, Golden Boy, I fuck 'em.

[original-fine.livejournal.com]

No, I meant the mysterious temporary pussy. Good times.

[sharpestscalpel.livejournal.com]

Oh, that. Yeah, I guess it could happen. I don't fucking transport much so odds are it wouldn't happen to me. Course, the puppy's down planetside right now and you just never know with these ion storms...

[original-fine.livejournal.com]

You don't. Bet he'd be real cute.

[sharpestscalpel.livejournal.com]

I reckon he would. Might be a bit goddamn traumatized though and we don't deal much with therapeutic psychology, you understand. Got him just where the fuck I want him; don't need to shit that up.

And I enjoy the fuck out of his dick.

[original-fine.livejournal.com]

To the extent that one can control these things, then, I wouldn't advise it.

Fair enough.