More shit I got to do, more fucking paperwork there is.

[sharpestscalpel]

Jesus fucking his goddamn Virgin mother Mary up against the wall, people, it’s been a fucking busy bit of business on this side of the goddamn interdimensional divide, not that you heard me say anything of the fucking sort because who knows what the shitting Empire would make of that at this point and I have got me some personal plans that don’t need disturbing.

What’s shaping up in your damn neck of the woods?

((OOC – Hey, y’all! I was out of town all weekend – I got to run around a con with [Bad username or site: ”rn_chapel” @ livejournal.com] and many several friends and it was awesome but I definitely missed getting in some good RP. Hi!))

Comments

[sharpestscalpel.livejournal.com]

I may be old-fashioned but I ain't always one to follow tradition, see.

Seen anything interesting on that damn planet?

[t-vau.livejournal.com]

Many things.

Are you familiar with unicorn sharks?

[sharpestscalpel.livejournal.com]

Can't say that I am. You want to give me the run down on 'em?

[t-vau.livejournal.com]

A pity. Anyone unfamiliar with unicorn sharks is, in the human parlance, missing out.

They are large predatory fish similar to the Galeocerdo cuvier of Terra. However, they possess a unique horn similar to that of the mythical unicorn. They are quite magnificent.

I witnessed one eating my binoculars.

[sharpestscalpel.livejournal.com]

You figure the silica in the lenses is what made them binoculars tasty?

[t-vau.livejournal.com]

I...had not considered the possibility.

I believe the shark was under the mistaken impression that my binoculars were a prey item.

[sharpestscalpel.livejournal.com]

Also possible. Still, ain't like an animal to actually consume a manufactured item like that unless something appeals to their good old-fashioned taste buds. Course, there's always some creatures with faster physical responses than neurological processing, that might explain it, too. Catches your binocs, swallows 'em up before the brain can realize they ain't actually food.

[t-vau.livejournal.com]

Indeed. The consumption occurred quite rapidly.

Perhaps it would be advantageous to offer the sharks a succession of binoculars, in order to determine whether they are still attracted to the items once their true status as nonorganic products has been discovered.

[sharpestscalpel.livejournal.com]

Sounds like a sound goddamn scientific approach. I reckon you ought to write it up for the Science Academy.

[t-vau.livejournal.com]

An excellent suggestion.

You seem very intelligent. For a human.