More shit I got to do, more fucking paperwork there is.

[sharpestscalpel]

Jesus fucking his goddamn Virgin mother Mary up against the wall, people, it’s been a fucking busy bit of business on this side of the goddamn interdimensional divide, not that you heard me say anything of the fucking sort because who knows what the shitting Empire would make of that at this point and I have got me some personal plans that don’t need disturbing.

What’s shaping up in your damn neck of the woods?

((OOC – Hey, y’all! I was out of town all weekend – I got to run around a con with [Bad username or site: ”rn_chapel” @ livejournal.com] and many several friends and it was awesome but I definitely missed getting in some good RP. Hi!))

Comments

[sharpestscalpel.livejournal.com]

What was the fucking likelihood of you developing a pussy in a replicator accident and not getting turned back?

[nawigator]

Minimal I suppose.

However, it does not change the fact of the matter. It is extremely unlikely and frankly, I'd like to see the first person who even attempted to spank me. Because you can bet they would end up with more then just a bruised butt.

[sharpestscalpel.livejournal.com]

You're damn cute when you're feisty, Peaches. Just fucking precious.

Damn shame our own navigator ain't got half your charm, I tell you goddamn what.

[nawigator]

I am not supposed to be cute or precious and for the last time would it kill you to call me Pasha rather than Peaches?

I am sure that if they did they would be over you lap in no time.

[sharpestscalpel.livejournal.com]

I don't reckon it'd kill me but this here's more FUN.

That boy might need a firm hand anyway and I don't figure Uhura's giving it to him, all thing's considered.

[nawigator]

Okay, that was way more of a mental picture then I ever wanted. Great, now it's going to be hard to look at Lt Uhura the same way again.

[sharpestscalpel.livejournal.com]

Gossip has it that she showed him her tits and he threw up her.

[nawigator]

I did not laugh at that because laughing would make me a bad person right now.

[sharpestscalpel.livejournal.com]

You know I ain't here to judge you, Pasha. (See, I even called you Pasha so you know this is all meaningful and shit.)

[nawigator]

I know you aren't, see you can be nice when you feel like it. (I'm proud of you, you finally managed to use my name)

[sharpestscalpel.livejournal.com]

Ain't we just a regular little mutual admiration society.

[nawigator]

It sure seems that way Doctor.

[original-fine.livejournal.com]

[original-fine.livejournal.com]

Oh, no, wait, that was a transporter.

[sharpestscalpel.livejournal.com]

Fucking hell, you people.

[original-fine.livejournal.com]

You should have been there. Would've been fun.

[sharpestscalpel.livejournal.com]

That might've been real interesting.

[original-fine.livejournal.com]

We'll never know--but hey, something like that could happen over there.

[sharpestscalpel.livejournal.com]

Someone over here I want to fuck, Golden Boy, I fuck 'em.

[original-fine.livejournal.com]

No, I meant the mysterious temporary pussy. Good times.

[sharpestscalpel.livejournal.com]

Oh, that. Yeah, I guess it could happen. I don't fucking transport much so odds are it wouldn't happen to me. Course, the puppy's down planetside right now and you just never know with these ion storms...

[original-fine.livejournal.com]

You don't. Bet he'd be real cute.

[sharpestscalpel.livejournal.com]

I reckon he would. Might be a bit goddamn traumatized though and we don't deal much with therapeutic psychology, you understand. Got him just where the fuck I want him; don't need to shit that up.

And I enjoy the fuck out of his dick.

[sharpestscalpel.livejournal.com]

You got turned back, smartass.

[original-fine.livejournal.com]

That was my point. The chances were damn good, in my case.