More shit I got to do, more fucking paperwork there is.

[sharpestscalpel]

Jesus fucking his goddamn Virgin mother Mary up against the wall, people, it’s been a fucking busy bit of business on this side of the goddamn interdimensional divide, not that you heard me say anything of the fucking sort because who knows what the shitting Empire would make of that at this point and I have got me some personal plans that don’t need disturbing.

What’s shaping up in your damn neck of the woods?

((OOC – Hey, y’all! I was out of town all weekend – I got to run around a con with [Bad username or site: ”rn_chapel” @ livejournal.com] and many several friends and it was awesome but I definitely missed getting in some good RP. Hi!))

Comments

[nawigator]

McCoy, do you not remember the thing ve said about being nice? You are kind of failing at it right now.

[sharpestscalpel.livejournal.com]

Well, fuck.

I admit, I'm in a good goddamn mood so maybe that's got me all fired up and testy.

[nawigator]

Well, needless to say, talking about others behind their backs is not nice. Neither is making assumptions.

[sharpestscalpel.livejournal.com]

I ain't talking behind his back if it's right out here where he could fucking see it. And, hell, it's damn well true.

Did you fuck him?

[nawigator]

Not that it is any of your buissness but if you are refering to the Jim Kirk of the other universe then, no, I did not fuck him.

[sharpestscalpel.livejournal.com]

He'd'a showed you a good time though, I bet. Man's got a reputation for a fucking reason.

So why you all long-faced and pouty about it?

[nawigator]

Lovely, with all due respect to the man I have no interest in him that way.

I am not long-faced or pouty.

[sharpestscalpel.livejournal.com]

You don't sound happy for a girl what got her damn rocks off with a cock for the first time is all I'm saying.

[nawigator]

Whoop-de-do~

That any better Doctor?

[sharpestscalpel.livejournal.com]

You got a smart mouth, Miss Pasha. I think you might need a damn spanking.

[nawigator]

Oh sure. Are you going to come over here and give me one? I am shaking in my boots.

[sharpestscalpel.livejournal.com]

You don't even know, Peaches. You don't even know. I already paddled one little miss today.

[nawigator]

Yes, I am still not scared. We have an entire universe to seperate us so the likelihood of it happening? Minimal that the very best.

[sharpestscalpel.livejournal.com]

What was the fucking likelihood of you developing a pussy in a replicator accident and not getting turned back?

[nawigator]

Minimal I suppose.

However, it does not change the fact of the matter. It is extremely unlikely and frankly, I'd like to see the first person who even attempted to spank me. Because you can bet they would end up with more then just a bruised butt.

[sharpestscalpel.livejournal.com]

You're damn cute when you're feisty, Peaches. Just fucking precious.

Damn shame our own navigator ain't got half your charm, I tell you goddamn what.

[nawigator]

I am not supposed to be cute or precious and for the last time would it kill you to call me Pasha rather than Peaches?

I am sure that if they did they would be over you lap in no time.

[sharpestscalpel.livejournal.com]

I don't reckon it'd kill me but this here's more FUN.

That boy might need a firm hand anyway and I don't figure Uhura's giving it to him, all thing's considered.

[nawigator]

Okay, that was way more of a mental picture then I ever wanted. Great, now it's going to be hard to look at Lt Uhura the same way again.

[original-fine.livejournal.com]

[original-fine.livejournal.com]

Oh, no, wait, that was a transporter.

[sharpestscalpel.livejournal.com]

Fucking hell, you people.

[original-fine.livejournal.com]

You should have been there. Would've been fun.

[sharpestscalpel.livejournal.com]

You got turned back, smartass.

[original-fine.livejournal.com]

That was my point. The chances were damn good, in my case.