More shit I got to do, more fucking paperwork there is.

[sharpestscalpel]

Jesus fucking his goddamn Virgin mother Mary up against the wall, people, it’s been a fucking busy bit of business on this side of the goddamn interdimensional divide, not that you heard me say anything of the fucking sort because who knows what the shitting Empire would make of that at this point and I have got me some personal plans that don’t need disturbing.

What’s shaping up in your damn neck of the woods?

((OOC – Hey, y’all! I was out of town all weekend – I got to run around a con with [Bad username or site: ”rn_chapel” @ livejournal.com] and many several friends and it was awesome but I definitely missed getting in some good RP. Hi!))

Comments

[dilithiumwanted.livejournal.com]

...The Vulcans kicked me off of my own boat for being "too illogical".

[sharpestscalpel.livejournal.com]

Pointy-eared bastards. You got to argue with them in words they understand, which is to say you got to hit them with the vocabulary, man. Vulcans're suckers for a good vocabulary. Suck your cock quicker'n a whore waiting on her money, you got a good enough grasp of the language and rhetoric of argument. Green-blooded freaks between the sheets, I tell you goddamn what.

[dilithiumwanted.livejournal.com]

I was pretty closed to getting nerve-pinched, if T'tang's face was anything to go by.

[sharpestscalpel.livejournal.com]

Yeah, they get that fucking pinchy look around the eyes. Watch out for that. Nerve pinch'll leave you with a fuck of a headache, if they don't damn well kill you while you're out.