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09:44 @greeneyedtengu It's a Vulcan thing. Cleaning up and being organized - drives 'em fucking wild. #
09:44 Thursday morning is always a fucking clusterfuck in Sickbay. Actually, that's every morning. Damn job security, I suppose. #
19:06 @dctr_mccoy @tinatinatina L.Gaga has those Romulan softcore vids, though. Good fucking times. #
19:46 @loyalty_ever Perv. #
19:47 @grimms_gunshow I don't know a single damn post-apocalyptic occupation that would involve a disco stick. Well, outside the Thunderdome. #
20:10 @grimms_gunshow Is that what you fucking kids are calling cock these days? #
20:10 @loyalty_ever Ain't no shame in rubbing one out, Tentpole. Especially in prison. #
20:15 @greeneyedtengu Well, I ain't no shitting English major but I've heard that a fucking time or two. #
20:19 @greeneyedtengu I got excellent blood pressure; no danger of that. It's because I know how to fucking relax. #
20:21 @greeneyedtengu It's a mighty fine combination though I been using Kirk's ass pretty freely as well. #
20:24 @tinatinatina @dctr_mccoy Yeah - *beat*ing off. #
20:25 @greeneyedtengu Variety, spice, etc., etc., etc. #
20:28 @dctr_mccoy It's my goddamn hobby at this point, I fucking tell you what. Fucking being the key word there. #
20:29 @greeneyedtengu Don't matter much to me how many partners I got - ain't messed about with anyone else since Kirk, actually. #
20:29 @greeneyedtengu But I can't say the frequency of getting off ain't a good thing. #
20:32 @greeneyedtengu Xanax? I forgot you got that 21st-century shit, don't you? #
21:13 @grimms_gunshow Sounds to me more like you want my fucking tongue. Don't blame you. It's choice. #