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11:28 @dctr_mccoy Save me from drunk fucking versions of myself. Drink some damn water, man. #
11:29 Had some eggs for breakfast. Goddamn, I like eggs. #
23:54 @greeneyedtengu Always did like me some John fucking Constantine. #
23:59 @greeneyedtengu Looks like my goddamn work is done then, don't it? #
00:00 @greeneyedtengu Actually, throw some of the Corinthian into that fucking imagination and THEN my work will have been done. #
00:02 @greeneyedtengu You say the sweetest damn things, you'll make me blush. #
00:03 @Dilithiumwanted And what's up with Bark over there fucking hating eggs? #

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